I was a week away and noticed Percy went loco and shutted down the Forum RPG. I actually loved it and I'm raising it from the dead (well, we have F-RPG 2, but (no offens Serbs) it's lame), but this time it's very different!
First of all introduce your character, do not do stupid changes halfway through. This is a classic RPG, which means no super special modern über weapons. Only swords and stuff, armour and maybe some nifty magic. EXAMPLE: I am Humpster, son of Humpio. A powerfull egg with shapeshifting abilities. I fight for good and pie.
Second, this time we have scores! I'll be the judge and for every good post with something proper to do with the topic you'll get a point (just like in Nick Cannon's Wild'n'Out). You'll get bonus points for humour, if you do a (proper) picturize of your actions etc. I'll be fair, I have no favorites.
Third, what are we waiting for? Let's begin.
And btw. Please reply quickly to join the game. I will not reset the scores if somebody joins in a situation 21-14-0.
Starting: Evilness has started to rise. Zombies and all kinds of nasty monsters are destroying mankind. Choose your side and help it to win (I'll inform you later, with what score you'll win and also what might be the price)
Full Version: Forum RPG III
Even though im not on much anymore,ill become part of this.
Name:Sparticus
Species:Zombie Slayer
Equiped Weapons:1887 Winchester Lever Shotgun/Combat Knife/
and ColtM1911
Colors:Black&Gold
Battle Symbol:Icy Moon
What are you Humpster?
Name:Sparticus
Species:Zombie Slayer
Equiped Weapons:1887 Winchester Lever Shotgun/Combat Knife/
and ColtM1911
Colors:Black&Gold
Battle Symbol:Icy Moon
What are you Humpster?
he oh yeah. im the
-sleath, radar dodging, f-22 raptor.
-payload, 4 laser guided bombs, sidewinder missles,
air to ground missles and ATA missles.
-suppport, ground soldiers pointing the lazer guide at its taret.
-sleath, radar dodging, f-22 raptor.
-payload, 4 laser guided bombs, sidewinder missles,
air to ground missles and ATA missles.
-suppport, ground soldiers pointing the lazer guide at its taret.
No modern stuff.Just plain old Medieaval batlle vetaran.Side:Neutral.
I see zombies coming by.I ask myself,what are they?I approach them with my Broadsword.As I come closer I see them trying to kill kids.Then with one swipe of my sword I eliminate them.
I see zombies coming by.I ask myself,what are they?I approach them with my Broadsword.As I come closer I see them trying to kill kids.Then with one swipe of my sword I eliminate them.
Just like SW said, no modern weapons... Except my Boomstick! (sorry, I'm still trying to get off my Termihumper ego)
So I'm
Name: Humpster (shock, really)
Species: super eggs of Weeblandia
Equiped weapons: Changes with each shapeshift, most commons: My boomstick (a Remimgton twelve-gauge, double-barreled shotgun), a huge Claymore and martial arts
Colors: white and gray
Battle symbol: pie with bob and weebl (maybe I should send a picture)
Side: goodness
Special features: Finnish (=crazy), alcoholic (=finnish
), practicly immortal ("he always comes back"), wrestling freak (except to feel some moves!)
So score so far SW:1, Hu:0, TB:0, Is:0
I just can't get an idea to continue Swat's post
So I'm
Name: Humpster (shock, really)
Species: super eggs of Weeblandia
Equiped weapons: Changes with each shapeshift, most commons: My boomstick (a Remimgton twelve-gauge, double-barreled shotgun), a huge Claymore and martial arts
Colors: white and gray
Battle symbol: pie with bob and weebl (maybe I should send a picture)
Side: goodness
Special features: Finnish (=crazy), alcoholic (=finnish
), practicly immortal ("he always comes back"), wrestling freak (except to feel some moves!)So score so far SW:1, Hu:0, TB:0, Is:0
I just can't get an idea to continue Swat's post
psh, my back up.
-A 10 Warthog with chain gun in the front. as seen here
and it had a payload of 10, 700ilb bombs. and thats only back up. looky what ive got.
-A 10 Warthog with chain gun in the front. as seen here
and it had a payload of 10, 700ilb bombs. and thats only back up. looky what ive got.
What part of "no super special modern über weapons" you don't understand? You don't want to get to my bad side in this game (I'll be strick on you, if you don't pull yourself together ).
So once again, please stick with the orders I gave in the first post.
Or else...
).So once again, please stick with the orders I gave in the first post.
Or else...
fine i have a
-Messerschmitt with canon rounds and machine gun rounds. and 4 panzer rocket rounds. also a 500ilb bomb. its not modern
-Messerschmitt with canon rounds and machine gun rounds. and 4 panzer rocket rounds. also a 500ilb bomb.
its not modern
Score update!
SW:1, Hu:0, Is:0, TB:-1 (you just didn't get the hint)
Once again, modern is considered here anything after the invention of gunpowder. Just like the normal RPGs, like ES 4: Oblivion. I'm the the only one with exceptions, because i'm Termihumper, creator of F-RPG 3. I'm like Ash Campbell for Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness.
SW:1, Hu:0, Is:0, TB:-1 (you just didn't get the hint)
Once again, modern is considered here anything after the invention of gunpowder. Just like the normal RPGs, like ES 4: Oblivion. I'm the the only one with exceptions, because i'm Termihumper, creator of F-RPG 3. I'm like Ash Campbell for Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness.
Now I take a giant trenc knife,run to the police station and find Humpster being attacked,but he has his BOOMSTICK!
(There you go,Humpster.)
(There you go,Humpster.)
QUOTE(S.W.A.T @ Sep 9 2006, 04:41 PM)
Now I take a giant trenc knife,run to the police station and find Humpster being attacked,but he has his BOOMSTICK!
(There you go,Humpster.)
(There you go,Humpster.)
Sucking up noticed!
Zombie cops try to come close and eat me! I keep shooting'em but there is just so many. Swat joins in and helps me. We succesfully defeat the zombies, but I think Sw is a über-zombie and shoot his face of!
Sw:2, Hu: 1, Is:0, TB:-1
QUOTE(Humpster @ Sep 9 2006, 05:51 AM)
Sucking up noticed!
Zombie cops try to come close and eat me! I keep shooting'em but there is just so many. Swat joins in and helps me. We succesfully defeat the zombies, but I think Sw is a über-zombie and shoot his face of!
Sw:2, Hu: 1, Is:0, TB:-1
Zombie cops try to come close and eat me! I keep shooting'em but there is just so many. Swat joins in and helps me. We succesfully defeat the zombies, but I think Sw is a über-zombie and shoot his face of!
Sw:2, Hu: 1, Is:0, TB:-1
But I had a Bullet-Proof Mask,then we go and search the other people.
Eh, might as well play along...
Name: Qlumpa
Species: human
Weapons: some generic mystical katana, throwing pikachus
Armor: some generic mystical ninja garb
Magic: hadoken
Auto-Abillities: auto-haste, auto-regen, counter, poisonstrike
Qlumpa's pretty much just walking along, nothing really out of the ordinary...zombies attacking...some guys battling the zombies...some guy kills another guy because he thinks he's a zom-hey wait! It's Humpster! Qlumpa has not forgoten that Humpster ruined Qlumpa's coffee ice-cream in forum RPG I, well, and tried to kill him, but more importantly ruined his ice-cream! In his rage, Qlumpa fires a hadoken at Humpster's face. "That's for ruining my ice cream!" Qlumpa yells, "and for trying to get me to smile...jerk!"
Name: Qlumpa
Species: human
Weapons: some generic mystical katana, throwing pikachus
Armor: some generic mystical ninja garb
Magic: hadoken
Auto-Abillities: auto-haste, auto-regen, counter, poisonstrike
Qlumpa's pretty much just walking along, nothing really out of the ordinary...zombies attacking...some guys battling the zombies...some guy kills another guy because he thinks he's a zom-hey wait! It's Humpster! Qlumpa has not forgoten that Humpster ruined Qlumpa's coffee ice-cream in forum RPG I, well, and tried to kill him, but more importantly ruined his ice-cream! In his rage, Qlumpa fires a hadoken at Humpster's face. "That's for ruining my ice cream!" Qlumpa yells, "and for trying to get me to smile...jerk!"
QUOTE(Qlumpa @ Sep 9 2006, 06:33 AM)
Eh, might as well play along...
Name: Qlumpa
Species: human
Weapons: some generic mystical katana, throwing pikachus
Armor: some generic mystical ninja garb
Magic: hadoken
Auto-Abillities: auto-haste, auto-regen, counter, poisonstrike
Qlumpa's pretty much just walking along, nothing really out of the ordinary...zombies attacking...some guys battling the zombies...some guy kills another guy because he thinks he's a zom-hey wait! It's Humpster! Qlumpa has not forgoten that Humpster ruined Qlumpa's coffee ice-cream in forum RPG I, well, and tried to kill him, but more importantly ruined his ice-cream! In his rage, Qlumpa fires a hadoken at Humpster's face. "That's for ruining my ice cream!" Qlumpa yells, "and for trying to get me to smile...jerk!"
Name: Qlumpa
Species: human
Weapons: some generic mystical katana, throwing pikachus
Armor: some generic mystical ninja garb
Magic: hadoken
Auto-Abillities: auto-haste, auto-regen, counter, poisonstrike
Qlumpa's pretty much just walking along, nothing really out of the ordinary...zombies attacking...some guys battling the zombies...some guy kills another guy because he thinks he's a zom-hey wait! It's Humpster! Qlumpa has not forgoten that Humpster ruined Qlumpa's coffee ice-cream in forum RPG I, well, and tried to kill him, but more importantly ruined his ice-cream! In his rage, Qlumpa fires a hadoken at Humpster's face. "That's for ruining my ice cream!" Qlumpa yells, "and for trying to get me to smile...jerk!"
But then SWAT takes his Bullet-proof mask and blocks the shot.Then we sign a peace treaty.
But then I go Risto Ryti and screw you all! When your not looking while your eating ice cream... SWISH!! I've turned into my scottish form and I've made sushi out of you!!
Scores:
Hu:2, SW:3, Ql:1, Is:0, TB:0
Scores:
Hu:2, SW:3, Ql:1, Is:0, TB:0
Qlumpa becomes very annoyed, as he is a piece of raw fish and can now no longer eat his ice cream! In his rage, Qlumpa (in sushi form) slashes Humpster with his katana, and additionally poisons Humpster thanks to his poisonstrike. While Humpster is writhing in agony, Qlumpa runs away...
...then comes back and hadokens Humpster in the face (again) and additionally poisons SWAT for falling for Humpster's devious tricks. Then Qlumpa runs away again...
...then comes back and hadokens Humpster in the face (again) and additionally poisons SWAT for falling for Humpster's devious tricks. Then Qlumpa runs away again...
Then I sit,eating ice cream.Then when I finish Ice Cream,we play Worms:Under Siege(Seriously,I got it).In Wroms,I tranform Qlumpa into a dog,then feed him chocolate.
QUOTE(S.W.A.T @ Sep 10 2006, 02:26 AM)
Then I sit,eating ice cream.Then when I finish Ice Cream,we play Worms:Under Siege(Seriously,I got it).In Wroms,I tranform Qlumpa into a dog,then feed him chocolate.
I don't get that one... Anyhoo, I get mad a Qlumpa and turn into his worst nightmare: a huge salad! (you hate healthy food) Qlumpa goes "noooooooooooo!" and his explodes.
Hu:3, Sw:3, Ql:2, Is:0, TB:0 (<- I gave him another chance)
QUOTE(Humpster @ Sep 9 2006, 11:25 PM)
I don't get that one... Anyhoo, I get mad a Qlumpa and turn into his worst nightmare: a huge salad! (you hate healthy food) Qlumpa goes "noooooooooooo!" and his left hand explodes.
...There wasn't any specified body part so I inserted one...
Qlumpa, who reverted back to normal form (plot device), cries "great, I lose one hand to that cookie, now this!" Yet his attention quickly returns to the game of worms, where he fails to throw the bannana bomb at SWAT, thus losing the game. "Curse you Humpster! I'll be back!" Qlumpa runs off to buy various hooks, claws, mega-busters, and other things to replace his hands with, though he is pleased that the poison will soon take effect on Humpster and SWAT.
QUOTE(Qlumpa @ Sep 10 2006, 05:20 PM)
...There wasn't any specified body part so I inserted one...
Qlumpa, who reverted back to normal form (plot device), cries "great, I lose one hand to that cookie, now this!" Yet his attention quickly returns to the game of worms, where he fails to throw the bannana bomb at SWAT, thus losing the game. "Curse you Humpster! I'll be back!" Qlumpa runs off to buy various hooks, claws, mega-busters, and other things to replace his hands with, though he is pleased that the poison will soon take effect on Humpster and SWAT.
Qlumpa, who reverted back to normal form (plot device), cries "great, I lose one hand to that cookie, now this!" Yet his attention quickly returns to the game of worms, where he fails to throw the bannana bomb at SWAT, thus losing the game. "Curse you Humpster! I'll be back!" Qlumpa runs off to buy various hooks, claws, mega-busters, and other things to replace his hands with, though he is pleased that the poison will soon take effect on Humpster and SWAT.
So your like that scissorshand Edward? But then I take my minitorch (I change into a metal worker) and melt your hands. After they've mel, I hit you to the head with the torch and you fall unconsious.
Hu:4, SW:3, Ql:3, Is:0, TB:0
QUOTE(Qlumpa @ Sep 10 2006, 06:20 AM)
...There wasn't any specified body part so I inserted one...
Qlumpa, who reverted back to normal form (plot device), cries "great, I lose one hand to that cookie, now this!" Yet his attention quickly returns to the game of worms, where he fails to throw the bannana bomb at SWAT, thus losing the game. "Curse you Humpster! I'll be back!" Qlumpa runs off to buy various hooks, claws, mega-busters, and other things to replace his hands with, though he is pleased that the poison will soon take effect on Humpster and SWAT.
Qlumpa, who reverted back to normal form (plot device), cries "great, I lose one hand to that cookie, now this!" Yet his attention quickly returns to the game of worms, where he fails to throw the bannana bomb at SWAT, thus losing the game. "Curse you Humpster! I'll be back!" Qlumpa runs off to buy various hooks, claws, mega-busters, and other things to replace his hands with, though he is pleased that the poison will soon take effect on Humpster and SWAT.
Then I go to the world of Pokemon Fire Red,(with my Worms Old Lady,of course),then my old lady goes screaming AHHH!!!!And kills the store clerk,and I steal an antidote.Then I go with my Cluster Bomb and pwn everyone.
SW:5 Hu:4 Ql:3 Is:0 TB:0
QUOTE(S.W.A.T @ Sep 11 2006, 02:02 AM)
SW:5 Hu:4 Ql:3 Is:0 TB:0
How dare you start counting scores?! This is your first warning, from the next you'll get a minus point
SW:3, Hu:4, Ql:3, Is:0, TB:0
QUOTE(Humpster @ Sep 9 2006, 01:05 AM)
I was a week away and noticed Percy went loco and shutted down the Forum RPG. I actually loved it and I'm raising it from the dead (well, we have F-RPG 2, but (no offens Serbs) it's lame), but this time it's very different!
First of all introduce your character, do not do stupid changes halfway through. This is a classic RPG, which means no super special modern über weapons. Only swords and stuff, armour and maybe some nifty magic. EXAMPLE: I am Humpster, son of Humpio. A powerfull egg with shapeshifting abilities. I fight for good and pie.
Second, this time we have scores! I'll be the judge and for every good post with something proper to do with the topic you'll get a point (just like in Nick Cannon's Wild'n'Out). You'll get bonus points for humour, if you do a (proper) picturize of your actions etc. I'll be fair, I have no favorites.
Third, what are we waiting for? Let's begin.
And btw. Please reply quickly to join the game. I will not reset the scores if somebody joins in a situation 21-14-0.
Starting: Evilness has started to rise. Zombies and all kinds of nasty monsters are destroying mankind. Choose your side and help it to win (I'll inform you later, with what score you'll win and also what might be the price)
First of all introduce your character, do not do stupid changes halfway through. This is a classic RPG, which means no super special modern über weapons. Only swords and stuff, armour and maybe some nifty magic. EXAMPLE: I am Humpster, son of Humpio. A powerfull egg with shapeshifting abilities. I fight for good and pie.
Second, this time we have scores! I'll be the judge and for every good post with something proper to do with the topic you'll get a point (just like in Nick Cannon's Wild'n'Out). You'll get bonus points for humour, if you do a (proper) picturize of your actions etc. I'll be fair, I have no favorites.
Third, what are we waiting for? Let's begin.
And btw. Please reply quickly to join the game. I will not reset the scores if somebody joins in a situation 21-14-0.
Starting: Evilness has started to rise. Zombies and all kinds of nasty monsters are destroying mankind. Choose your side and help it to win (I'll inform you later, with what score you'll win and also what might be the price)
stupidly inspired by me
anyway, i get my spam cannon and blast out hot spam, (i mean the ham stuff) and because im an idiot i forgot we are in medievil times!,
o rly/ ya rly/ no wai!
QUOTE(percyparslow5 @ Sep 11 2006, 07:33 PM)
stupidly inspired by me
anyway, i get my spam cannon and blast out hot spam, (i mean the ham stuff) and because im an idiot i forgot we are in medievil times!,
o rly/ ya rly/ no wai!
anyway, i get my spam cannon and blast out hot spam, (i mean the ham stuff) and because im an idiot i forgot we are in medievil times!,
o rly/ ya rly/ no wai!
Dude, did you bonk your head badly when I was away or something like that? Honestly, what the hell has gotten into you?
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