Yep. This guy thought he could walk on water, brought his congregation out to watch, walked out over his head, and drowned. Good riddance.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objec...-name_page.html

bout a week old, but nevertheless...

Wow. If he thought he could walk on water, he must be very... faithful. Also, wouldnt he like... stuggle and come back to shore beofre drowning? Its a instinct.

Lmao. Crazy people these days.

Ouch, should've practiced in a pool or something before the real thing.

WOW. thats halarious. Steve erwin and know this. madness i say madness.

... Fanatics like this make my religion look bad.

"if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus." oh good God...

I suppose for someone like him, practicing in a pool beforehand would have been out of the question, because that would indicate doubt that God could do it for him, which would mean he did not have enough faith to walk on water.

Natural selection at work?
Lol, sorry.

Is there a gene that promotes suicidal stupidity? Lemmings?

Hmm... maybe we'll see it in the Darwin Awards.

That's stupid. He should have been able to swim...

That would've been unfaithful though.

theres funny, and just stupid funny. he crossed both those lines.

... what do you think his congregation thought of it? I can't possibly imagine...

Maybe they realized that Jesus was juat a normal man who was nailed into the cross. Maybe they realized that only certain animals/insects can walk on water. (The water skipper and basalisk come to mind.)

We could walk on water if we utilized the surface tension in the same way that those animals do.

Only we would need A LOT of surface tension.

We should make a super-huge molecule that looks like water. Atomic bonds are way stronger than molecular ones, so we could walk on that

Stupid guy.

REALLY big feet? To displace our weight...

Or have inflatable feet.

Or be tied to some helium ballons.

Or have really really wide shoes.

The surface tension of water is 0.000163660911 pounds force / cm.
Which is 7.28 × 10^-6 joules / (cm^2).

Just have really longs stilts.

yeah, or you could also use 10x10ft ply wood shoes. that might work.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are all out in a boat fishing. The priest goes "I need to use the restroom", so he gets out of the boat, walks to shore, finds a gas station, and comes back. Next, the minister says "I'm thirsty". So he gets out of the boat, walks to shore, gets something to drink, and walk back. The rabbi goes "OK, I'm next". He gets out of the boat, falls into the lake, and drowns. After this happened, the priest says to the minister "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"

LOL! awww thats good. that isss good.

That was cool