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Timebandit
What would you do if you were the last person on earth? id do anything possible. Steal every video game evr, go into Microsofts headquartrtes and steal the PS3 prototype and games. drive cars everywere. all that crazy stuff. then id steel guns and shoot every living animal in sight.
Qlumpa
Hmm, crazy freak acidents eh? Well, if I was the last person on earth...

1. Find as many copies of KH2 and The Matrix: Path of Neo as humanly possible.
2. Burn all the copies of KH2 and The Matrix: Path of Neo that I found in a massive bonfire.
3. Learn to hadoken stuff.
4. Hadoken stuff.
5. Learn to communicate with animals.
6. Build a utopia with animals.
7. Live out my remaining days playing videogames (except KH2 and The Matrix: Path of Neo) and eating pasta.

or

7. Build a time machine so I can go back in time when there's still other people and pretty much do anything I want thanks to my time traveling powers (okay and hadokening powers too I guess).
chuck
1. go pyro on everything
2. move into a skyscraper penthouse
3. eat ice cream and play video games
4. glowsticks and silly string!
myscrnnm
If I was the last person on earth, I'd get an Orient Industry Candy Girl, high quality Japanese stuff.
Mynck
I'd... dang, I'd be bored.

I guess I'd work on compiling a ton of information for future intelligent life forms to find.
chuck
it would be boring without any other people.
Timebandit
axxualy i think they say that you would halusinate, and go crazy without other human life.
guitar_freak22
QUOTE(Timebandit @ Aug 26 2006, 10:13 PM)
What would you do if you were the last person on earth? id do anything possible. Steal every video game evr, go into Microsofts headquartrtes and steal the PS# prototype and games. drive cars everywere. all that crazy stuff.
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Well, if you were the last human on earth, it would be wise to stay away from animals. Here is what I would do:

I would go to a fertility clinic, do some research on how to make humans grow faster, create a bunch of human females with accelerated growth, and preserve the species, which you know what I'm talking about, lol.

I would stock up on food and drinks.

I would remodel a movie theater to make it into a house. Including a huge refrigerator, in order to preserve food.

I would find a tanker truck and fill it up with gas from a local gas station. Then I would find another one, and fill it up, and find another one, and fill it up, and find another one and fill it up, etc. I would stock that at the remodeled movie theater.

I would steal every new console out there and hook them up in the remodeled movie theater. I would steal one copy of every game available in the area. I would steal everything from all music stores in the area and stock them at the theater.

Since I would be the last person on Earth, I would be the greatest guitar player in the world. I would not teach anyone how to play the guitar, but command that a statue be erected in my honor after some humans showed up after...well, you know.

I would rewrite the laws and the constitution as I see fit. I would not be a dictator, and would still keep most of the laws of America. Mainly those that are in the Bill of Rights. No, I would not command that everyone convert to christianity, as some of you may be thinking.

I would try to figure out how I came to be the last person on Earth. And by that time, my life would be comining to an end.

Mynck
QUOTE(guitar_freak22 @ Aug 27 2006, 04:03 PM)
I would go to a fertility clinic, do some research on how to make humans grow faster, create a bunch of human females with accelerated growth, and preserve the species, which you know what I'm talking about, lol.
Good luck growing humans in a test tube.

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I would not command that everyone convert to christianity, as some of you may be thinking.
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Well, everyone would already be Christian anyways, considering how everyone would be your children/test-tube-people.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 27 2006, 09:28 PM)
Good luck growing humans in a test tube.
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You can scoff at science all you want, but it's what has advanced the human civilization. The only thing really holding us back is you and your Chrisitianity.
Mynck
QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 27 2006, 08:29 PM)
You can scoff at science all you want, but it's what has advanced the human civilization. The only thing really holding us back is you and your Chrisitianity.
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1. I'm atheist.
2. Christianity isn't all that's holding us back.
3. If everybody but you died right now, could you honestly say that you could grow a human in a test tube, all by yourself, with no prior experience? You'd have to create an artificial womb with an artificial placenta and artificial hormone variations. I'm pretty sure that has never been done yet.
Herloss
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 28 2006, 01:38 AM)
1. I'm atheist.
2. Christianity isn't all that's holding us back.
3. If everybody but you died right now, could you honestly say that you could grow a human in a test tube, all by yourself, with no prior experience? You'd have to create an artificial womb with an artificial placenta and artificial hormone variations. I'm pretty sure that has never been done yet.
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Where would you get a live egg to fertalize in the first place?
Mynck
Well we already have plenty of cryogenically frozen fertilized embryos.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 27 2006, 10:38 PM)
1. I'm atheist.
2. Christianity isn't all that's holding us back.
3. If everybody but you died right now, could you honestly say that you could grow a human in a test tube, all by yourself, with no prior experience? You'd have to create an artificial womb with an artificial placenta and artificial hormone variations. I'm pretty sure that has never been done yet.
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1. You sure don't act like one.
2. It's the main thing that's holding us back.
3. First of all, if I was the last person on earth, I would get an Orient Industry Candy Girl, not this test tube stuff.
Herloss
lol, I'm sure you already have one and use it regularly.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Herloss @ Aug 27 2006, 10:59 PM)
lol, I'm sure you already have one and use it regularly.
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At $6,000, I don't think so.
Mynck
QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 27 2006, 09:57 PM)
3. First of all, if I was the last person on earth, I would get an Orient Industry Candy Girl, not this test tube stuff.
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You attacked me for suggesting that guitar_freak22 wouldn't be able to grow humans in a test tube.

And how does one "act" like an atheist? Atheism is a belief, not an attitude. You can't tell who is or is not atheist by how they act. Even if an atheist insists that s/he believes in God, s/he is still an atheist.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 27 2006, 11:01 PM)
You attacked me for suggesting that guitar_freak22 wouldn't be able to grow humans in a test tube.

And how does one "act" like an atheist? Atheism is a belief, not an attitude. You can't tell who is or is not atheist by how they act. Even if an atheist insists that s/he believes in God, s/he is still an atheist.
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I attacked you cuz you scoffed at the idea of making people inside test tubes.

Your attitude was pro-Christian, thus making you seem anti-Atheist.
Mynck
I thought I might regret clicking on that link...

Truthfully, the not-quite-human look kinda creeped me out.

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I attacked you cuz you scoffed at the idea of making people inside test tubes.
Well duh. We can't do it yet, and it's anything but easy.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 27 2006, 11:44 PM)
I thought I might regret clicking on that link...

Truthfully, the not-quite-human look kinda creeped me out.

Well duh. We can't do it yet, and it's anything but easy.
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Except that when you compare the Candy Girl to other human replicas on the market, they're probably the best you can get.

You say yet, but when you are speaking in the future tense, that means it's very possible. Whereas we all know that God doesn't and never existed.
Mynck
QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 27 2006, 10:49 PM)
Whereas we all know that God doesn't and never existed.
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Actually, Wikipedia says that only 15% of Americans know or are not sure about that God doesn't and neve existed. That's up to 16.3% if you include Buddhists and various "other" religions. Everyone else knows that God/gods exist.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 28 2006, 12:12 AM)
Actually, Wikipedia says that only 15% of Americans know or are not sure about that God doesn't and neve existed. That's up to 16.3% if you include Buddhists and various "other" religions. Everyone else knows that God/gods exist.
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"we" ≠ everyone in the United States.

btw, they don't know it, they believe it.
Mynck
If you're going to insist that they only believe, you also have you say that we just believe in the nonexistence of a deity too.

They are just as sure that a god does exist as we are that one doesn't. Is it really fair to say that our belief is the right one? After all, we're just human. We don't know anything.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 28 2006, 12:24 AM)
If you're going to insist that they only believe, you also have you say that we just believe in the nonexistence of a deity too.

They are just as sure that a god does exist as we are that one doesn't. Is it really fair to say that our belief is the right one? After all, we're just human. We don't know anything.
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There should be a genocide where the Christians are exterminated, oh happy day!
guitar_freak22
QUOTE(Mynck @ Aug 27 2006, 11:28 PM)
Good luck growing humans in a test tube.

Well, everyone would already be Christian anyways, considering how everyone would be your children/test-tube-people.
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Yeah, I forgot to think about trying to grow them in a test tube...anyway....oh, and myscrnnm, I am Christian and I suggested that I grow on in a test tube, so eat that. tongue.gif

QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 27 2006, 11:29 PM)
You can scoff at science all you want, but it's what has advanced the human civilization. The only thing really holding us back is you and your Chrisitianity.
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Christianity is not holding us back, it does not affect our development at all. What is holding us back is people like you who can't coexist with someone who believes in something that cannot be proven to exist. You just hate Christians, and those are your personal beliefs. That does not make them the worlds beliefs.

QUOTE(Herloss @ Aug 28 2006, 12:48 AM)
Where would you get a live egg to fertalize in the first place?
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Well, normally they would have them stocked up in a clinic like the one described by myself.

QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 28 2006, 01:02 AM)
I attacked you cuz you scoffed at the idea of making people inside test tubes.

Your attitude was pro-Christian, thus making you seem anti-Atheist.
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Wait, I was the one who suggested that I grow a human in a test tube and I am christian. This really makes you look like you have no clue what you're talking about.

QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 28 2006, 01:49 AM)
You say yet, but when you are speaking in the future tense, that means it's very possible. Whereas we all know that God doesn't and never existed.
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You could not possibly know, and neither could any of us, that God exists or not. It cannot be proven or disproved.

QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 28 2006, 02:29 AM)
There should be a genocide where the Christians are exterminated, oh happy day!
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Be careful. The radical islamic groups are trying to do exactly as you describe. Iran is enriching uranium, which can be used to create nuclear bombs. Given Iran's history, it is highly probable that they are not enriching it for peaceful purposes, but to build a bomb. This is why they must be stopped. They want to kill all christians, and especially Christian Americans. They do not need to be killed, unless absoulte necessary. They only need to be stopped.
Herloss
QUOTE(guitar_freak22 @ Aug 28 2006, 07:02 PM)
Christianity is not holding us back, it does not affect our development at all.
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ORLY? People were censored, tourtured, and murdered to keep them from informing the people of the world that the earth was in fact round, and that the sun did not orbit the earth. They were cesored, tourtured, and murdered by the chatholic church, Christanity as it was. No one is being tourtured or murdered nowadays, but the government sure is doing it's best to censor science and misinform the masses.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(guitar_freak22 @ Aug 28 2006, 04:02 PM)
They want to kill all christians, and especially Christian Americans. 
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Nice. There should be a game for the PlayStation 3 called "Destroy all Christians!"

(a parody of Destroy all Humans!)
guitar_freak22
QUOTE(Herloss @ Aug 28 2006, 06:17 PM)
ORLY? People were censored, tourtured, and murdered to keep them from informing the people of the world that the earth was in fact round, and that the sun did not orbit the earth. They were cesored, tourtured, and murdered by the chatholic church, Christanity as it was. No one is being tourtured or murdered nowadays, but the government sure is doing it's best to censor science and misinform the masses.
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Catholocism and Christianity are different. The catholics have always and will always give Christianity a bad name. I still see no sign of hindrance from Christianity. Let's see some proof there, HerLoss.

How is the government censoring science? That has to be the one of the most stupid statements I have ever heard. Haven't you ever heard of Separation of Church and State?

Let's see some proof, as always.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(guitar_freak22 @ Aug 28 2006, 05:33 PM)
Haven't you ever heard of Separation of Church and State?
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Funny you should say that, considering it looks as though the Christians have never heard of it.
Herloss
QUOTE(guitar_freak22 @ Aug 28 2006, 08:33 PM)
Catholocism and Christianity are different.  The catholics have always and will always give Christianity a bad name.  I still see no sign of hindrance from Christianity.  Let's see some proof there, HerLoss.
Christianity, by definition, is the belief that Christ was the messiah. That is ALL that differentiates Christianity from Islam and Judaism. Chatholosism IS Christianity. It may be a different sect, just as Shiite is a sect of Islam, but it is still Christianity.
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How is the government censoring science?
If you havn't been paying attention (bunch of [bleeped!] sheep, all of you), the government left evolution off of the list of educational subjects eligible for government grants. ( http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=v...kb4b94qrx35ckr7 ) That's censorship if I ever heard of it, at the very least unfair lack of support, which might just fall under censorship.
QUOTE
That has to be the one of the most stupid statements I have ever heard.
I find that hard to believe considering the statements you must witness in church.
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Haven't you ever heard of Separation of Church and State?
Apparently the current adminsitration hasn't, and it turns out that most of the Christians in America seem to think that the founding fathers didnt mean it that way, and that they meant it to be a Christian nation (which would make it a theocracy, not a democracy).
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Let's see some proof, as always.
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Done.
chuck
I think that all of us would appreciate it if everybody could stop arguing about christianity, as there is nobody here that is going to change their mind. please just ignore the differences in belief between people. this arguing is helping nobody.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(chuck @ Aug 28 2006, 07:38 PM)
I think that all of us would appreciate it if everybody could stop arguing about christianity, as there is nobody here that is going to change their mind.  please just ignore the differences in belief between people.  this arguing is helping nobody.
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Except if we Atheists don't at least give it a try, the Christians will just keep on impeding our progress and let all the other nations step all over us. Now, I'm totally supportive of people like the South Koreans, South Africans, blah blah blah, but it's just embarrassing for us.
chuck
QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 28 2006, 07:45 PM)
Except if we Atheists don't at least give it a try, the Christians will just keep on impeding our progress and let all the other nations step all over us. Now, I'm totally supportive of people like the South Koreans, South Africans, blah blah blah, but it's just embarrassing for us.
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please stop attacking christianity. we do not in general, the christians at KL do not attack athists, yet your hate and aggression towards us is always growing. please stop arguing. I am trying to be neutral.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(chuck @ Aug 28 2006, 07:50 PM)
please stop attacking christianity.  we do not in general, the christians at KL do not attack athists, yet your hate and aggression towards us is always growing.  please stop arguing. I am trying to be neutral.
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I'm not talking about you. But there are Christians here as wild as a pack of hyenas, and they will stop at nothing to convert people to their evil cult. Also, they attacked us first with their ridiculous stories of resurrection and stuff.
chuck
QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 28 2006, 07:52 PM)
I'm not talking about you. But there are Christians here as wild as a pack of hyenas, and they will stop at nothing to convert people to their evil cult. Also, they attacked us first with their ridiculous stories of resurrection and stuff.
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please do not refer to christianity as an evil cult.

and yes, many christians are very overzealous with their evangelism
myscrnnm
QUOTE(chuck @ Aug 28 2006, 07:55 PM)
please do not refer to christianity as an evil cult.

and yes, many christians are very overzealous with their evangelism
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Yeah, overzealous, that's what I'm talking about.
chuck
yeah, their evangelism is only hurting his cause.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(chuck @ Aug 28 2006, 07:59 PM)
yeah, their evangelism is only hurting his cause.
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Yeah, but then again, the cause isn't one you'd want to fight for.
Herloss
QUOTE(chuck @ Aug 28 2006, 10:55 PM)
please do not refer to christianity as an evil cult.
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Evil is objective, but christianity does meet many definitions of the word "cult." Princeton defines it as: "adherents of an exclusive system of religious beliefs and practices" ( http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=cult ). Wikipedia defines it as: "a group of people (often a new religious movement) devoted to beliefs and goals which may be contradictory to those held by the majority of society." Christianity, and ALL religions for that matter, meet this description because a majority of the world does NOT practice any single religion.

pwnt
chuck
QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 28 2006, 08:11 PM)
Yeah, but then again, the cause isn't one you'd want to fight for.
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yes, I do not support tele- or internet evangelists, as they are only doing it because they are paid to. I only support the spreading of god by mouth, face to face with another person.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(chuck @ Aug 28 2006, 08:14 PM)
yes, I do not support tele- or internet evangelists, as they are only doing it because they are paid to. I only support the spreading of god by mouth, face to face with another person.
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I only support the spreading of the right and the truth.
Herloss
QUOTE(myscrnnm @ Aug 28 2006, 11:15 PM)
I only support the spreading of the right and the truth.
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I sincerely hope you meant "what's right", as in what is the truth, and not "the right", as in the political right, considering that an assload of what is to the right is not the truth.
myscrnnm
QUOTE(Herloss @ Aug 28 2006, 08:16 PM)
I sincerely hope you meant "what's right", as in what is the truth, and not "the right", as in the political right, considering that an assload of what is to the right is not the truth.
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Okay, that's what I meant. In my hurry, I got the two words and meanings mixed up.
LeTuro
People who would waste their moments of life on playing video games and eating junk food.: Like you would actually do that.

People who would research creating humans out of a tube.: Yeah, like a computer forum geek would figure that out after all of the other existing/before existing people on earth couldn't.

I would get really bored and lonely.
leftylink
I don't know... having to grow my own food, get clean water for myself, generate my own power, etc. seems like a bore. I'd get lonely too. There's that one quote... "We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another" ~Luciano de Crescenzo. Unless you're a hermit or a transcendentalist, I think it'd be a hard way to live.
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