QUOTE(S.W.A.T @ Aug 24 2006, 07:13 AM)
Make a better one to prove it's bad.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one those boxes with a pinhole in it.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph
She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon
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Those good enough for ya?