QUOTE(Mario @ Aug 5 2006, 04:28 PM)
die in a way that would be top news

Hmmm.....I would be the first person to die in a freak guitar accident...that should make the headlines...
Ok, here is what I would do for real:
First, I would tithe it...imagine the church receiving that tithe...
I would buy Fender and Gibson, and combine them into Gibder.
I would buy Wal-Mart, close every Wal-Mart store in the world, and donate all Wal-Mart's assets to charities and other worthwhile non-profit organizations.
I would have Tom Cruise assasinated.
I would buy that guitar I always wanted.
I would have the species of dog known as Chiuauas completely and utterly destroyed.
I would start up a mandatory grammar and spelling institution in every state, (more like I would hire someone to do that for me).
I would make school a choice. I would make all jobs require an education.
I would give a thousand dollars to every bum I meet and tell them to rent an apartment and find a job.
Then I would buy all Little Debbie snacks to spite people who won't stop eating them, and by that time I would be dead. Not bad for a week.