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ian

Jul 12 2006, 02:21 AM

the new xbox velocity - a spoof...

would be cool though! even though i personally dislike the xbox + microsoft

This is a review by Gizmodo.

"Gizmodo is breaking the latest and greatest news regarding a product that is exploding onto the market. This is the Xbox Velocity, a mobile take on the modern Xbox. Sweet graphics, nice controls, touchpad, big screen and I bet it even plays Doom!

I'm just messing with you people! Did you honestly think our buddy Bill G. over at Microsoft would ever bring something like this to market without hyping it up years in advance? This is a mock-up by the guys over at Mobile Magazine, based on what they think a portable Xbox system should look like"

what do people think if there was an xbox portable like that?

rubbish, no contest with the PSP

Bobalini

Jul 12 2006, 03:17 AM

lol i imigined an x-box portable looking like this...

----------------------------------------------------------
| [] <----screen ________________________________________________________________________________
_______________________________________|
| |
| xbox pwns you |
| |
| here are the controls |
|___________________. . . . .___<--- buttons___________________|

u cant draw anything on kl the spaces dont work right...

Timebandit

Jul 12 2006, 06:19 PM

pointlessi made this topic whils back

serebii

Jul 13 2006, 09:20 AM

That would be pretty cool.

Timebandit

Jul 13 2006, 06:55 PM

remember when i posted something like this alooooooonnnngg time ago????

serebii

Jul 22 2006, 10:19 AM

Yeah. How would it close? The buttons would scratch the screen, or at least the analog stick would.

ian

Jul 23 2006, 01:40 AM

QUOTE(serebii @ Jul 22 2006, 06:18 PM)

Yeah. How would it close? The buttons would scratch the screen, or at least the analog stick would.

it probably didn't occur to Microsoft!

serebii

Jul 23 2006, 10:53 AM

Because it never existed.

ian

Jul 23 2006, 01:14 PM

QUOTE(serebii @ Jul 23 2006, 06:52 PM)

Because it never existed.

exactly

Timebandit

Jul 23 2006, 01:30 PM

http://forums.krazyletter.com/index.php?sh...c=5693&hl=x+box

i already did this. and know its closed. i did it like 3 months ago

issac55

Jul 27 2006, 04:16 PM

That is why the thumb sticks are flat,and so are the buttons,look closer.

/\/\/\/

Jul 27 2006, 04:24 PM

timebandit, you posted it saying it was in production, and that your dad worked at microsoft and that you knew it existed. he's here saying it's a spoof; a funny lie.

A LIE.

ian

Jul 28 2006, 07:12 AM

QUOTE(/\/\/\/ @ Jul 28 2006, 12:23 AM)

timebandit, you posted it saying it was in production, and that your dad worked at microsoft and that you knew it existed. he's here saying it's a spoof; a funny lie.
A LIE.

precisely

guitar_freak22

Jul 28 2006, 11:09 AM

QUOTE(ian @ Jul 28 2006, 10:11 AM)

precisely

This is spam. And your avatar is offensive. But oh well. I think a hand-held Xbox would be awesome.

S.W.A.T

Jul 30 2006, 10:27 PM

QUOTE(ian @ Jul 28 2006, 07:11 AM)

precisely

Timey or newbie,choose.

Timebandit

Aug 27 2006, 05:38 AM

QUOTE(/\/\/\/ @ Jul 27 2006, 04:23 PM)

timebandit, you posted it saying it was in production, and that your dad worked at microsoft and that you knew it existed. he's here saying it's a spoof; a funny lie.
A LIE.

But the thing is he does. OK, all he did was show me a picture and i got carried away.n Ian, cute avatar, you im guessing.

ian

Aug 27 2006, 07:06 AM

QUOTE(Timebandit @ Aug 27 2006, 01:38 PM)

But the thing is he does. OK, all he did was show me a picture and i got carried away.n Ian, cute avatar, you im guessing.

lol, nah, its not me some pic i found

Bobalini

Aug 29 2006, 09:06 AM

We were hoping it was you...

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