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and i am the Explosive lord of light!and i blast you.you have 1 HP left.and i broke all your red and blue potions .

erm ok but you have to find my castle first! (duh)

and also i attacked your home willage with skeleton warriors

so taking that hp off was totaly forgot about now so....come find me! and my castle is heavily guarded! and if you wish to see alice again you better save her from my dungeon full of flesh eating skeleton warriors!

and then,i found the adventure quest help guide,and learned that location of your castle,and planted a bomb of light on it.

no more castle.
i take a chunk of your castle and sell it for 10000 gold.

but i manage to escape and go down to your village, kill the people and send their skeletons back at you! ha!

-NEWSFLASH!-

go to www.egs-avatars.com and click on where it says click here....then it will come up with a choice of person...if you are taking part in this rpg then this is the place for you put your chosen person as your avatar to play as a person

But then suddenly..: Angels sang ouy in a immaculate chorus... Down from the heavens descended Mr. Humpster... He delivered a kick (with no legs!), which could shatter bones, into crotch of Percyparslow5 who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain...

Yay, I win! What's the price?

But then serebii, lord of all darkness unleashed his evil reign. Black, feathery wings ripped out of the skin on his back! As Alice helplessly watched, he tore off Issac55's head and fed the brains to his minions.

Though Serebii tried to hide, Humpster saw through his (or is he a she?) clever idea and crushed his (?) head, in between his thighs (again, without legs!)

GOD! WON'T ANYONE UNDERSTAnD THAT I AM A BOY!!!!??


Serebii pulls his head away and tears out humpsters beating heart with his hands.

(jeeze thats a diss i think its the avatar but man 2 times they think ur a girl )

bobalini (the local resident pwnxzor) flys down from the sky lands behind serebii rips his head off (with spine attached) and implaes his heart with the spine.
bobalini shouts pwned

is that game any good?

Is wrickin' awesome!

Suddenly Humpster comes back as a horrible zombie-egg and bites Bobalinis head off and then heads to the village to do more naughty things.

Btw. Sry Serebii, but I don't know any dude who has a fairy as an avatar...

but then i turn into a yellow cat thing with a sword (like my avatar) and run up to the egg dude and knock him out!

then i boil him and serve him to the hungry villagers

and wtf does btw mean?

By the way = btw

But then I start to eat the villagers from inside, growing more and more powerfull, and, then when there is nothing else for me to eat, I jump through their stomachs. My pieces come together and I'm am full again! BEWARE!!


Just off topic, how often do you change your avatar, Percy?

oh i like to change a lot because if i see a flashy new something i think ooh! hello new avatar! my comp has a lot of space for the crap

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and now im in a permanent cat form which is not evil! (yay) i am a paladin

One-word post and double-post. Warned once.

if your a cat how are you a paladin? cats cant weild holy magic and such

Evil zombie Humpster rolls near Percy and throws him a bag of catnip! Percy goes loco and jumps to the moon but gets hit by a meteor and explodes into million tiny tiny pieces, while Humpster is singing "U can't touch this" and does the relevant dance (sry about the offtopic, just couldn't resist the temptation)

then aftar successfully defeating the catnip....everyone went to a party and my fave song just happened to play! so i jumped on stage and started singing!

i like to move it move it move it!
i like to move it move it move it!
i like to move it move it move it!

YA LIKE TA!

How do you defeat a bag of catnip? Do you even know what it is?

Anyhoo, Humpster jumped to the stage as well and challenged Percy to a dance battle and beats him up so bad, that he thinks that he is a dog and chases himself to a tree

and then my plane(avatar) came and your cat dude got sucked into to the engine and chared ash come out of the other sidde of the mangles engine.

But then I throw a frosen chicken in to the engine and the whole plain explodes

It's not a fairy, its a demon. Btw, I'll change it sooner or later, when I get bored. My sig and avatar change alot.

Serebii rips off hunphery's zombie head and smashes it itto the ground untill the brains come pouring out. Then he rips out the intestines and keeps them. Serebii builds a shrine to himself and procalims himself as lord of all living things. Humpters intestines decotate the palace.

Srry about the double post.

Alright, here's my picture of what serebii looks like:

First of all, it's Humpster. You can call my Humpey, but Hunphery is out of the question!

Second, your new avatar is more "manly".

Third, I have no brains. Lost them in WWII. Can't smash them out.

Finally, Suddenly your palaces thronerooms floor is ripped open. You look into the hole and see straight to hell. Then all goes black and hole starts glowing and a demonic egg rises! Humpster is back and is singing Hard Rock Hallelujah (Eurovision 2006!! ) Doomsday is upon ye!

Serebii grows angry because he hates that song. He unloads his assault riffle and mows down "Humphery" (sorry, I couldn't resist). Then Serebii starts singing "Enter Sandman"

Sleep with one eye open!
Grippin' yer pillow tight!
Enter night!
Enter light!
Take my hand!
Notin's gonna ever end!

dont change your avatar as much as me

yes atnip is something cats like and chase it yes i know! (it comes in a bag! <- WTF!) and yknow i destroyed it...and as starter of this topic i grant myself eternal life! also humpster and serebii (for being first posters)

You can't stand it, because Finland whoped everybodys [bleeped!] so bad in ESC06?


Anyhoo, Humpey squints his eyes and says: "Bring it on, fairy!". Humpey and Serbs start a fierce karaokebattle! Humpey sings Hard Rock Hallelujah ( just to piss you off) and sings the last Hallelujah so high, that Serbs head explodes!

I don't need eternal life , because I'm like a bad smell, you can't even cry me away... (but cheers anyway )


(just to explain the poorly translated, old finnish metaphor: no matter what you do, I'll always be here... stinking...)

Serebii glues his head back together and decides to go carnivore! Eat Humphrey! And Eat Tigger! (from whinne the pooh) Sorry, I loved the image...

What kind of a sick freak are you sending pictures like that!! (It's Winnieh The Pooh for christ sake)

Anyhoo, after he got through the shock, Humpster decides too get back at Fairy (your old avatar ), so he get's stuck in Serbs stomach and, because Serbs has a eating disorder (Do you? Now you do) food just keeps on coming, and finally Serbs simply chokes on the food. After he fall on the ground dead, humps rolls up happy and as cute as ever.

Serebii becomes alive as a zombie! Serebii clones tigger to eat him again! (Note that, as I am a vegitarian, this dosen't count, Tigger has no meat, just stuffing.)

But isn't it against he hippie way to eat anything living? Last time I checked, Tigger is a living hopping thinggy... And becides, it's the princible.

Still, Humpey decides to go Evil Dead on Fairy! He blasts Fairys head of with his shotgun and saws him into tiny tiny bits.. (are we allowed to use firearms? Can't remember anymore)

And I don't know if it's fun anymore to have a demonic egg, a cat with a knife and a a zombie-fairy fighting... We need something fresh

Eh, getting old.

ok we need something fresh....*dalek from doctor who appears* if you want fresh come to the future with me or you will be EXTERMINATED!!! you cannot defeat the DA-LEKS i would just EXTERMINATE you

I'm not a hippie. I'm a Hindu.

Are you? Sorry, though it on your signiture was a joke. I just call vedgies hippies, because my dad used to do it and now it just comes out by accident. No hard feeling, ok?


And who's Dalek? And who are the hindu (sorry, but I suck at other religions)? Muslims have those odd robes, Jews have funny looking Rabbies, buddhist have orange robes and bald heads, and hindus... aren't they indian?


And Percs,what the hell is that your avatar thing? The cat was at least a little funny.

Yes, Hindus are Indian. Also, capitalize Indian. Show some respect.

Sorry, but I write these things after get out from my sommerjob. I had just worked 10 hours straight and, because in Finnish nationalitys are written with small letter, I just didn't focus.

But this is getting to off topic. So that's why Humpey decides to throw huge chunks if cow meat on Serbs. As they touch his chest, he turns into dust and the wind blows him away.

I am Ultimus,Ninja of the savage and kill you all with Kunai knifes!

all i need is my pinky and a can of red bull to kill u butt ninja!!!

If red bull gives you wings,RockStar and Full Throttle give me a guitar to smash you with and a harley to run you over.

But then Humpster drinks a 12-pack of Teho (finnish energydrink, in english "Power") and goes super-fast kung fu! In a blink of an eye S.w.a.t. and everybody else have been totally beat up.

but i jump out of a dimensional rift and pull out 2 uzi's with explode on impact bullets. *fires* well you get the picture. or maby you dont and i should draw one