wise guy, eh? I go matrix on you and dodge the bullets. Then I do the the slomo kick with camera rotation.

I would do some of my chalbo-fu
with a kick in the air from an above angle then do a backflip while kicking u in the jaw and to finish u off sneak up behind u twist ur neck slam it on my knee in slow motion with the camera spinning around me then with a chalbo chop cut ur neck off
im so evil arnt i hahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kill you with a arrow gun...

How do you do all that to an egg? Though you thought I was dead, I came back with blonde moustache and a bandana and deliver a Scoop slam and a leg drop (wrestling yay!). Whatcha gonna do when Humpeymania goes krazy(letter) on you?!!


P.S. What the hell is a arrow gun?

An arrow gun is an arbalest.

You hump him?

Oh like a crossbow? And I don't know, I usually hump women... And I don't want to start guessing, because I don't want to go through the same again like with Serbs.

back to buisness
instead of humping people "humpster" i take a stone hand and put it on then i knock ur top half of ur egg self outta here
swing batta batta swing!!!!!

But it comes back like a boomerang! It gets perfectly back to it's old place´and I say "suck it!" and kick you in to the place where you really shouldn't kick.

I just watch him die!

I laugh evily and go have a pint with Swat.

I just see Percy come by and kill him, too!

Again I laugh evily and high five Swat. After this I offer him a cookie and after Swat ate it, I tell him it's a poison cookie and he also dies. So I'm the last man (egg) standing which means I win! Yay!

I ate the wrong one,a "kill-percy-in-heaven" cookie which sends Percy in hell.

Who do you top that?

Then I eat his cookie and die.

Yay! I win! (You did that because you felt sorry for me, right?)

Yeah.

Then,when I'm in heaven I kill Percy,again.

no you dont, my jet engine suckes in your egg and it comes out the other side int a pile of ash(or jelly)

No you won't. Don't you remember, I blew up your plane with a frozen chiclen few pages ago? And Swat, thanks for the pity and how do you kill Percy in heaven if he is in hell?

no it just cloged the engine, the other engine sucked you in before you could get another chicken

Nope, I specificly wrote that it blew the whole thing away.

but then the person in the control tower sniped you out with a 50mil. i called for back up just before i blew up.

Though the bullet hits me, I just keep on going, because I'm a T-800 Model 101. I put my sunglases on, take the cigar of my mouth and look to the camera and say: "Hasta la Vista, Timey". Then I shoot one shot with my shotgun toward the controltower and the whole airport explodes. I walk through the fire while the theme from Terminator 2: Judgement Day plays in the back.

I snark out of the shadow depths known as pain, bearing a single dagger, leering around looking for a victum.

but i have NASA sattilites in space with a lazer beam that melts stuff! they aim it right at you and you melt from the shell to the yoke. in a blob. then you explode.

But just before I got hit by the laser, I upgraded myself to a T-1000. Though I might melt, I come back as good as new. THen I gaze angry towards your satelite and it explodes.

And Sham, how do you kill a Terminator (egg) with a dagger?

im going to make a "termanater weebl on paint.

Please do. I'd do it myself, but I suck at drawing

That could be a fun 3d Project for me. Lol.

Let's all go Bananas on this one!

Timey, you really should get a proper program, that would be awesome, if paint didn't suck.

im done!




THe best part is with the dancing Jam http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/history8.htm

HEHEHHEH!

Funny.

its good for paint. does anyone know of any graphic program i can buy?

Photoshop...

GIMP and PSP are free ones.

i dont want to download anything, i dont trust it. i want to by somthing. i heard Adobe Cs was good

My favorites are Team Laser Explosions and the Paper episode.

NO SPAMMING!!!!! if u wanna spam do it somewhere else!

and then i come out of hell as shadow the hedgehog and kick yo sorry [bleeped!] with chaos blast and you all lie on the floor burnt and black ash

taking a few buildings along in the blast

woohoo percy the hedgehog ownzorz!

Sorry, me have the shame.

Anyhoo, though everything looks destroyed, Termihump comes through the fire (theme of Terminator 2 plaing in the back) and takes aim with his grenadelauncher. Then he says to Percy: "This... is my boomstick!". He fires and Percy is blewn into millions of tiny pieces and dies (again). Then Termihump takes the cigar out of his mouth, looks to the camera and says: "You just got humped... Termihumped!"


P.S. new avatar AGAIN, percy?

And I choose good, because I'm Termihump, T-800 Model 101. I help people by killing people

but i was using my brain earlier and i cast auto life on myself when u were all knocked out cause i carry my abilites from my paladin cat form!

so i rise again.....
with the powers invested in me (because i started this) i shall become ultimate!!!

and a powerful orb spins around me and i become super! i am once again the yellow cat

i walk up to humphrey >:D and tap him and he explodes! but sinse he is a a bad stench he comes back to life. and we fought

and chalbo had a chalbo-poo

It was a fierce battle. We both were exhausted and when Percy attacked once again, I block his shot and punch him high in the air and deliver him a Dragonball styled explosious beam attack (what are they? I don't watch the show, help me on this one). When Percy is falling beat up towards the ground, I turn into a shaman from Lappland and yoik him to a anoter universe.

Good guys always win.

And Pers, is that a hedgehog? There is a difference between a cat and a hedgei.

its a hedgehog! never heard of those famous sonic the hedgehog games with that dude in them? oops i lost my old cat avatar! nooooo!!!!

anyhow

then humpy comes up to me and looks at meinside the crater that he blew me into and about as he was about to step on my head and crush me....i used chaos blast and blew him a million miles into the sky then flew up and blasted him back down at a million miles per second an dit took him 3 weeks for him to get out the really deep crater he was in

I know who he is, but you were talking about that cat avatar of yours...

Anyhoo I send you to a another universe remember? Didn't you read my post? Now it's all so confusing... So I'll explain it to you one more time:
#1 I hit you up in the air with an uppercut
#2 I blasted you with a energy beam and you started to fall down
#3 When you were falling to the ground (pay attension!), I yoiked you to another universe

Btw. I made a picture about me casting you to a another universe



(please don't diss it, I know what it looks like)

And do you even know what yoiking is? It's something between singing and poetry with short words, very common in Lappland. Shamans there use it to cast spells.

What the...?

Isn't it obvious? Me and Percy were doing normal Forum RPG styled battle, but then I just got carried away (read the previous posts. They might clear things up for you)

ooh sorry i was supposed to write in that i came back through another portal oops sorry

anyway i have a prize coming to humpster! for ultimate ownage! of everyone but me! he will be getting a private msg!

I got a prize, and you guys didn't! Thanks again, Percy.

[bleeped!],I kill Percy...

Again(Again)