Spoilsport... Stop being so stupid. That has nothing proper to do with Forum RPG.

Thats not Nice!

It happened alog time ago. Forget about it.

We're just trying to get back to the old school mood. You know, before Termihumper and stuff-crap and when Pervy had a blue rat as a avatar...

So Serebii boils Humpster and eats him....

But Humpey gives Serbs tummyache and Serbs starts to barf and he finally pukes his intests (mispelling?) out

But I take Pepto-Bismol and get better! Then I start a snoballfight!

But then I turn into a old duck from from Scotland (Don Rosa, yay! ) and throw you with a golden nugget wrapped in snow. *Bang* you die now.

And what the hell is a Pepto-Bismol?!

Peoto-Bismol is a medicine for upset stomachs/ Diareah.


Then I return from the dead and launch a rabid lemur at you.

Then I command my army of wombats attack you! They eat you and then they do the wombat dance.

(this is just getting stupid... again)

Alright, I guess I'll play along a little bit.

Suddenly, after observing the battle for a while, Qlumpa pops out from under his invisability cloak and hadokens Humpster in the face.

"THAT'S FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME SMILE!" yells Qlumpa!

Qlumpa then steals Humpster's lunch money with his remaining arm, puts his cloak back on, and runs off to buy some coffee ice cream.

But just when Qlumpa is trying to get the first lick, Humpey comes and shoves it in his face. Then he jumps high in the air and delivers are "super pietastic beamattack!". Now there is only a big crater where Qlumpa used to stand.

But Qlumpa quickly doged beofre the beam made contact.

"YOU RUINED MY ICECREAM!" he screams.

In his rage, Qlumpa summons a black hole in attempt to banish Humpster to a parallel universe of some sort.

"HA, HOW DO YA LIKE THEM...OH CR...".

But in his hastiness Qlumpa is accidently sucked through.

EDIT:


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First, "super pietastic beam attack" is Humpey version of a Dragonball/Hadoken styled beam attack. Read earlier posts, might find a picture which might help.

Second Humpey just stands back and watches Qlumpa go thourgh the hole. But then, Bob gets sucked in there as well! After shouting "noooooooo!" Humpey Jumps in to the hole to save Bob (saying "gasp", suprise suprise). First he gets stuck to the hole because the hole is so tiny and after a while of strugling, he finally gets through.

And then I have scrambled eggs for breakfast.... But then, the egshell still remains... IT'S HUMPSTER!!!!! HE"S BEEN SCRAMBLED!

but thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. *bob shouts* PUT ON THE DRAMATIC MUSIC YOU IDIOTS!


2 things happen then, one BOB IS BACK two HE HAS BROUGHT SOME HELPERS!!!
gilbert the pickel and his younger brother milbert the pickel... SLICE!!!
soooo GIMMIE YA BEST SHOTTTTTTT

Then I use my shapshifting abilityes and turn into Barry Scott! (See Weebl & Bob: Stains. Timeys personel favorite) I use my Silly Bang stain remover and disolve you. Then I just whipe you of and look how clean the floor got! And I've got a nice shiny tupence!!

lol, then i use the power of team laser explosion and kill you.

Then I'll throw a frozen chicken in your engine and you and your plane explodes (again)

Then, I rebuild the borken plane!

but my plane didnt blow up! i had an engine failure and made a safe emergency landing. but HA! i slaped you in the face with a tuna!

but then i turn from a cat into teh 1337 ninja! and everyone trys to strike but i dodge and block while just standing still.. then i thrust my katana into humpsters crotch, get some shurikens and throw them in his eyes and rips him up and rips his brains to shreds and eats his brain cells and eats his spleen! (sorry im in a violent mood)

then i get tails and get him to use his mech to kill you all!

PERCY OWNZORZ!

Then I die.

woot!

THen I come back.

then i kill you agen

So then I become Invincible.

then i kiss you and you return to normal then i stab you with meh 1337 blade

Then I come back! I shapeshift to a a giant lobster! With my claws, I cut of your heads!

(Btw. Remember, Percy, I don't have any brains. Yóu can't something out which isn't there)

Gay person....



But I dodge the L337 blade.

Hatecrime! Gay people are people as well. Then I turn into very very stereotypic gay person and say "uh uh, sister" and slap you across your face

And then I say... "It's over!" I though you were a female!

and then we go back to when everyone thought you were a female

Hmmm, I wonder who was the person everybody though was a chick and had a cute little fairy as his (?) avatar... But it's on! Then I turn into Indiana Jones and swing my whip around your neck and pull it back, so that it rips of your head (again)

Mmm...i wonder.I think his name started with an "S",ended with a "I"and he liked dragons.Who was that again?

I'm not sure, but I remember her being annoying, over optimistic and getting her [bleeped!] kicked in Forum RPG...

lol ya,but i just can't remember the name of that person

Dude, this is starting to kill this (awesome) topic...

not gay! just thought of that, i couldnt find a good enough comeback so i did that (and the 1337 blade didnt miss)

and then i drop a nuke on you all and i am a cockroach so i surive the nuclear fallout, a super humanoid cockroach

But then, cause of the BOOM, I turn in to the amazing cockroacheggman! Feel my might!

hmm wouldent that make you a cockroach larva?

Ah horse shoes.... Let's just pretend at the last second I defused the bomb (Counter-terrorists win )

Yes,then Percy dies because I shoot him with my Semi-automatic Desert Eagle.(I don't care which team I'm on)

But then I turn to a ultimate nerd! I pwn you all and tell the super admin Serbs cheat and you kill your teammates!

I don't care!(Who am I by the way?I was a hitman to kill Percy)

Neither do I! Let's party!

Dundundundundundun! My crappy paint picture!

Okay, Percy was right... This topic is dead

Yeah.

New game of Forum Counter-Strike,I'm Counter!