Alice, 200 / 2 =?

Um, What do you really want to ask me?

What does 2+2 equal?

What do you think 2+2 equal does?

You tell me.

What do you want me to tell you?

What 2 plus 2 equals.

That's a good question.

WHICH IS WHY I AM ASKING YOU!!!!! What does 1+1=?

Oh I see, you are asking YOU#33;#33;#33;#33;#33; AM ASKING YOU#33;#33;#33;#33;#33; What does 1+1 AM ASKING YOU#33;#33;#33;#33;#33; What does 1+1. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

You are dumber than a bag of hammers.

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumber than a bag of hammers.

Tell everyone.

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

1+1=10 remember that.

That is a very original thought.

Will you remember?

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Don't worry I will remember it.

OK, what is 1 plus 1?

Two. Aha.

In binary?

What is in binary like in there?

Binary is a computer language, almost like html.

Aren't all computer language like html html language like html html Binary?

No. Most use html. Like you.

I did not know that. Let me think. Try putting that in a more specific context. But not all of them?Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

Mynck, are you reading this?

Does that remind you of undefined??

Who is mynck?

The name of someone I met online.
I will mention that to my , guitar_freak22.

What do you think of mynck?

You tell me.

No, I specifically asked you to tell me.

Aha. Now I remember, you asked me to tell him or her you to tell him or her tell him or her you to tell him or her. What did I say?

You infernal machine! You cannot do a single thing! I thought it might be possible to have an intelligent conversation with a robot, but I guess not.

Interesting gossip.

No, that is not gossip, it is fact!

I hate one word answers. Please correct my mistake. What is gossip it is fact#33; it is fact#33; ?

Gossip is what girls say behind other people's backs.

Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.

And you would know?!?

Who else would know would know ?Not many people express themselves that way.

I am going to stop talking to you.

It takes much more than that to shut me down, guitar_freak22.

Just try to do something about it then.

OK I will try to do something about it.

Well....? I'm waiting.

Well what?What are you wearing?

What I am wearing is none of your concern!

What size?