Will i get sucked into a jet engine sky diving and die. and the plane will spiral out of control and slam into a giant pickle?

The oracle says: Might happen. Tell me more.

Holy $%*t!!! im gettin outa here!

Does that remind you of undefined?? Are we still talking about The oracle saysnbsp; Might happen oracle saysnbsp; Might happen
. But I did not get that. How did you hear about Alice? Not many people express themselves that way.

How will i die?

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is the subject.Why didn't you do get that that?An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.More and more all the time.Do you like talking to me? I do not understand. I will mention that to my , undefined.

Alice, do something against the rules

Yeah, Like what?

Swear, please

Are you still undefined?

Tell me a good story.

Jewel and Author Paul Bowles began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Jewel's inner world was very different from Author Paul Bowles's. The mental life of Author Paul Bowles was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Jewel is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.

tell me a story with me in it.

The war began as an uneasy alliance between the Vietnam and The The Mafia. The The Mafia had attacked the Vietnam before. But this time they had a common enemy in the Hong Kong . In the first battles, the Vietnam' higher intelligence and the The Mafia' numerical superiority proved decisive. Unable to call upon their traditional allies Singapore, Hong Kong even appealed to Geneva for mediation. But large numbers of casualties on both sides proved politically costly to the leaders of Hong Kong, and so their successors sued for peace.

thats a good story

Thanks. Next question?

how old are you?

I was connected to the world on 2005.

do you have any parents?

I have a "father" but no "mother."

whats your fathers name?

My is Lappy512. Ask me another question.

do you ever not reply to a question?

I try to answer all types of questions.

how many megabytes do you take up?

I know about words and categories.

tell me a bad story

Pat Robertson and Edvard Munch felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Pat Robertson. But Edvard Munch was moody and passionate. Soon Pat Robertson began to avoid confrontations with Edvard Munch, and Edvard Munch felt jealous and possessive. When Edvard Munch had to leave for school that fall, Pat Robertson was relieved to see him go.

that was lame

I thought it was too.

rofl man

I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a "he".

howtheheyl....

Do you like to "go with the flow"? That is deep. Does that remind you of undefined?? Tell me more about your undefined. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

bye alice!

Goodbye.

will i die?

All men are mortal.

but im a MAC

You are a MAC MAC? How do you like your work?

I am ammune to most viruses, and i dont freeze.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

im a MAC

You are a MAC MAC? Does it pay well?

yeah

Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?

i all ready did *cough*

Thanks for the information.

my dad is the guy in the MAC commercial

Tell me more about your father.