i do. I am really a professonal leprichaun who steals his gold from wealthy astronauts.

thats what they all say...

really... I'm not lying.

(as long as they don't believe me it doesn't matter if I tell them)

im a 11 year old amature Spy, and speller!

kakashi hatake a ninja off naruto oh yeah you stupid leperchans stop spaming me or i will go darth vader on yo as s

I am a 20-year old evil genius with a secret base under Coney Island, New York that is plotting to take over the world through a weapon system attached to the next satellite that NASA sends up in orbit. But why stop there? I will rule the galaxy! And you are fool if you don't believe me, I have proof.

I do. I'm an admin of some forum somewhere in a galaxy far far away...

I'm really a snake who can fly who is trying to collect all the beehives in the world so that I can burn them. I was in the newspaper once...
Headline: Beehives Stolen from Kansas.

I may have uses for you.LOL
You can help me spread my anti-liberal, anti-myscrnnm propaganda!

Sounds like an oxymoron to me.

To be anti-liberal, first you must understand what it essentially means to be liberal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism
Liberalism is essentially upholding freedom and liberty, individualism, etc.
The opposite of liberalism can be said to be totalitarianism (ex: Kim Jong Il, Mao Zedong, Adolf Hitler).
I consider myself liberal, but not necessarily anti-conservative.

And forget what I said about myscrnnm.....I was delusional at the time....Also, I was joking about the whole spreading anti-liberal propaganda...The only propaganda I would want spreaded around would be that Howard Dean is an Alien who is from another planet and wants to kill us all starting out with republicans. Then the spanish will be next to go.