Full Version: Report On Bush's Briefing This Morning
Rumsfeld briefed Bush regarding the situation in Iraq today. Rumsfeld told him that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an insurgent-ridden area. To the shock of everyone in the room, all of the color ran from Bush's face, and he fell on the floor in a fetal position, crying. After a couple of minutes of this, he finally found the strength to ask Rumsfeld: "How many is a brazillion?".
LMFAO! That is frickin awesome! *starts sending out chain-emails*
Personally, I support Bush, but I have no problem with most Bush jokes .
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Pretty Old
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1 brazillion = 186,112,794
A joke which has been going around lately is this:
Rumsfeld goes to George W. Bush and goes, "Sir, bad news, in Iraq, four Brazilian soldiers have been killed." Bush replies, "That's terrible! Remind me, how many is a Brazillion?"
Of course, a brazillion is actually equal to the number of people living in Brazil, or approximately 186,112,794. Obviously, it's impossible that 744,451,176 soldiers could have been killed in Iraq. This, of course, is the real joke.
Very few people seem to get it, however.
A joke which has been going around lately is this:
Rumsfeld goes to George W. Bush and goes, "Sir, bad news, in Iraq, four Brazilian soldiers have been killed." Bush replies, "That's terrible! Remind me, how many is a Brazillion?"
Of course, a brazillion is actually equal to the number of people living in Brazil, or approximately 186,112,794. Obviously, it's impossible that 744,451,176 soldiers could have been killed in Iraq. This, of course, is the real joke.
Very few people seem to get it, however.
Pretty old? Really old joke. The only difference in this one was that it was about Bush, and Spacemaaaan loaded his "joke" with completely useless side information, like Bush dropping to the room in a fetal position (wth?).
The crying in a fetal position makes it better.
Um no it does not. It just clutters.
It doesnt clutter, it adds flavor and suspense. More proof that you are far from a comic genious.
Sorry Prez. but you got burned. Pretty embarrasing. Comes to show you how strong america actually is
I didn't write it, nor had I heard the original, I got it in an e-mail from my Aunt.
Yeah, that is a good one, I also received it in a chain letter. Maybe we have the same aunt... but we are all part of "the one"... it is one of the finer jokes I have heard on the subject.
meh i thought it was a bit strange
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