Potentially a repost, but anyways, post the worst pick-up lines you have ever heard!

Here's a personal fav:
"Hey, does this towel smell like chloroform?"

Works every time... lol

I don't get it....


Here's one from a book:
"I am in love with those green apples that you call eyes. Give them to me, why don't you?" (Cisneros, whatever-the-page-was).


Here's a few that I made up on the spot:
"How do you keep from melting, being so hot?"
"I've been following you for the last three years."
"You're so sweet, I'm attracted to you like a killer bee is to a pool of golden nectar."
These are supposed to be bad lines, right?

Chloroform is that stuff they use in the movies where they come up behind someone and press a cloth against their mouth and nose and the person passes out. Insta-roofie! lol

heres one

"I forgot my phone number, can I borrow yours?"