Once there was a little kid in Krazyletter called lappy512. He decided to restore KL to its former glory.

so he trashed the old one, and made a new one, now with poor people!

and there was a large mob that was outside his neighbor's house. His neighbor was a secret CIA agent, and the mob was after this agent...

So they sang praise for him.

But nobody cared that they were poor, because nobody ever used them anyways. Well, nobody except for one person, who was called...

And people, this time, don't be stubborn. If someone posts something in the story that you don't like, don't try to undo it. Also, abruptly changing the whole course and setting and characters of the story wouldn't be very nice either.


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Woah, replies are getting added really quickly.

but this 'him' was unspecified, so i never happened.

"Him" turned out to be lappy512.

So, when they hanged him, they dragged his tyrannical body down to the river....

and made him drink.

poisonous melted lead.

but they were deluded, and it was just water.

which was poisoned.

with sugar.

so lappy512 got too fat and died (again).

so his sister took over Krazyletter.

And introduced anime to it. lol.

and then there was an upgrade from anime 1.0. There was now anime That's a no-no 1.0.

Which horrified Mynck.

so he jumped in front of the German-made maglev train in Shanghai.

And then got smashed. But it also happened that he had borrowed myscrnnm's PSP, which got crushed as well.

Myscrnnm cried and cried for days, and finally gave his PSP a grand burial to remind himself of its legacy.

And then he bought a new one, now with a magnesium case.

Which promptly shattered.

but that was not possible in the present conditions, as magnesium does no shatter, even in sub-zero Fahrenheit temperatures. Making it an ideal metal for durable casings.

So the members of the new KLforums placed lappy's head in there, as a reminder for future admins to not be tyrannical to members, fining them for nonexistant rules and "bypassing the word filter".

and by "bypassing the word filter", we mean shielding people from excessive profanity.

which the people shouted in lappy's severed face.

so, Sony Electronics purchased the rights to Krazyletter and made it a fun place to be.

But Sony was overthrown by the Mexicans, and everybody but myscrnnm rejoiced.

but then the Japanese used a foolproof method. In the case that the company was taken over, all Sony facilities, including those of its subsidiaries, would self-destruct. So the Japanese Sony employees moved to Antarctica and waited. In a few hours time, the Mexicans were charred to a crisp. And using a VAIO notebook, the Japanese rebuilt Sony.

Then the entire Mexican army launched a coordinated attack on Sony headquarters.

but the Mexicans had no army. There had been attempts, but it had blown many a Mexican's brains out.

So the mexicans asked the japanese army for help.

but the Japanese knew of the conspiracy against Sony, so they refused. The Mexicans retaliated with rotten fruit, and they were soon shipped off to Greenland.

However, Sony had lost a lot of money by blowing themselves up. They were now in danger of bankruptcy.

so they went bankrupt and the mexicans took over, making Sony a prosperous country.

but that didn't happen, cuz Sony had always thought ahead. No self-respecting Japanese company would blow up its own facilities without a backup plan. And Sony had tens of billions of dollars tucked away in a Swiss bank. It accessed this money and rebuilt Sony. And another impossibility, the Mexicans all died in the explosions, so there was no way for them to take over anything, except perhaps the-opposite-of-heaven-because-I-can't-say-the-real-name-although-lappy-will-fine-me-for-saying-this-anyway.

and then the president of Sony died of a heart attack, and a mexican took his place, turning sony into a happy, prosperous country.

but actually, it was just a stroke. And the board of directors were the ones in charge or instating a new president, so the Mexican thing never happened. Instead, the board appointed a Welshman to become the new president. And he expanded SCEI to Europe, making SCEE, and it was a success.

Until it was found that the Welshman was actually embezzeling money from the company. Then everybody stopped buying Sony products.

but there was no embezzeling. Only an ingrate Mexican would do that. So this anti-Welshman propaganda was disposed of, as were its creators. And soon, Sony sued the creators of the absurd story. Not to mention Sony won, and got $100,000,000,000 dollars.

Which the director squandered on pleasurable company and booze.

but there wasn't a director. There was a board of directors.

So they all squandered the money.

but that was not the human way. So instead, they invested in Blu-ray technology.

Which soon broke.

but it didn't, cuz it was a technology, not a concrete object.

so they all went to alimand to see what they could do to earn money.

And they soon found a big money-maker: LEMONADE STANDS!

And then they found a resurrect-o-nomitron and decided to use it on lappy and mynck.

and as mynck and lappy came back to life, the townspeople hunted them down and shot lappy like a fleeing deer, while they displayed mynck in the local zoo.