Spaceman3750
Oct 16 2005, 12:55 PM
And spacekid joined in, and threw a glass coke bottle at his head...
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 01:10 PM
and the Korps Commander stood there, with a bemused look on his face.
Spaceman3750
Oct 16 2005, 01:20 PM
Then the police stormed KrazyLetter and carted BettyBandFan off to the mental institution where she belongs.
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 02:16 PM
And they chucked spacekid in the same cell and watched what happened.
Spaceman3750
Oct 16 2005, 04:11 PM
Then, spacekid beat against the walls with a tin can until the guards got sick of it and let him out.
(BTW - She threatens to hit me w/ her shoe, but I just look at her and she leaves me alone

).
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 04:23 PM
then the remaining prisoners engaged in a gang bang.
Spaceman3750
Oct 16 2005, 04:26 PM
Except for Lizzie, she was too busy stabbing the soft, fluffy walls with her toothbrush in a feeble attempt to make her think she was actually killing someone...
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 05:39 PM
then she was consumed by the walls.
Spaceman3750
Oct 16 2005, 05:53 PM
But they promptly spit her out, for she was dispicable and tasted awful
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 05:54 PM
Then the guards scratched their heads, wondering what to do. Finally, they decided to tie both spacey and bandfan together and see who killed the other one first.
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 06:01 PM
but they were facing away from each other, and could only squirm.
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 06:03 PM
So the guards faced them towards each other.
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 06:05 PM
and they engaged in arresting and imprisoning myscrnnm.
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 06:06 PM
And the guards were sickened.
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 06:07 PM
then they left.
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 06:08 PM
And more guards came to replace them.
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 06:10 PM
then they left.
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 06:11 PM
And some more guards came to replace THEM, and this time, they didn't leave.
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 06:11 PM
but then they left.
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 06:12 PM
But that couldn't happen, because I already stated they DIDN'T leave. So anyway, they bought bags of popcorn to watch. Meanwhile, spacekid and bettybandfan.........
Korps Commander
Oct 16 2005, 06:14 PM
And then they did something different, not something innapropriate. They.........
myscrnnm
Oct 16 2005, 06:22 PM
This is your third post, in a row, with sexual content. That'll have to be a warn.
Spaceman3750
Oct 17 2005, 01:28 PM

Myscrnnm, stop making me and "the evil one" do things I really don't want to do with her...
djbob
Oct 17 2005, 02:35 PM
And then the ghosts that had been paralyzed in that spot by KC (he said they couldn't leave) took KC to court. And they won. So then KC's punishment was...
Korps Commander
Oct 17 2005, 02:41 PM
To beat djbob with a long, sharp bamboo stick.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 17 2005, 04:21 PM
Who then was smitied and the world rejocied
Spaceman3750
Oct 17 2005, 04:22 PM
Then djbob's newest flunkie beat KC with a cro-bar

.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 17 2005, 04:48 PM
Who then lost all memory and was possesed to become a Himalayan monk...
Spaceman3750
Oct 17 2005, 04:49 PM
Then I, then I, THEN I TURNED KC INTO A CHIMPANZEE!!!

, phew, came up with something in the nick of time

.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 17 2005, 04:56 PM
So after praying for many years, scraching his butt on the way, the chimpanize himalayan monk realized he must get hicthed and have kids in alabama
Spaceman3750
Oct 17 2005, 04:58 PM
then he said "I artichoke the next person who calls me an alabamian hymilayan chimpanzee monk".
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 17 2005, 05:00 PM
So KC, still in a butt scathing chimp form, decided to articoke djbob who then died and went to fill-in-the-blank and the world rejoiced
Korps Commander
Oct 17 2005, 06:10 PM
You two are evil.
So anyway, then KC pointed out the real villain in this story, and tada! IT WAS SPACEKID! The crowds gasped as they saw spacekid (and his Igor-like assistant, senorhaloblue9) cackling like a witch as he brewed some foul potion. The crowds grabbed pitchforks, and gave Spacekid the witch treatment, which was basically hanging him by the ankles in village square and playing pinata with him.
lappy512
Oct 17 2005, 06:45 PM
And then Lappy512 used his supa-GM powers to instate a new rule: DO NOT CAUSE HARM TO CHARACTERS IN THIS FORUM.
And then people did not cause harm to characters in this forum.
And then Lappy512 slept.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 17 2005, 06:50 PM
Then the Physics teacher Mr. Murphy as usual blew his top and got pissed at Lappy, who then smitied KC a third time...
Korps Commander
Oct 17 2005, 06:54 PM
Which bounced off KC and into Senorhaloblue9, who was instantly fried.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 17 2005, 06:56 PM
then turned into fishsticks that tasted like salt (don't ask me how) and finally ended in Seattle Paramount Theather
Korps Commander
Oct 17 2005, 06:58 PM
Which was displaying "Snow White and the Deluded Dwarfs"
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 17 2005, 07:00 PM
However the Drawfs were injected with some medicince and formed the FORERUNNER NBA on the planet Tabacha in a starwars galaxy....
Korps Commander
Oct 17 2005, 07:07 PM
Which soon was exploded by the Death Starfish.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 18 2005, 05:16 AM
Who then in a million still in play baseball pieces blew up your mom!
djbob
Oct 18 2005, 08:27 AM
And then someone named Mr. Off Topic came and said hi.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 18 2005, 02:14 PM
Who then replied with die....!
Korps Commander
Oct 18 2005, 02:15 PM
And said "lie!"
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 18 2005, 02:20 PM
And then decieded that the story is screwed up...
Korps Commander
Oct 18 2005, 02:20 PM
so he screwed the story up.
Ok, that's the limits of my disgusting-ness.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 18 2005, 02:21 PM
Let us start a new story
Korps Commander
Oct 18 2005, 02:27 PM
...said SenorHaloBlue9. But everyone ignored him.
Senor Halo Blue 9
Oct 18 2005, 02:28 PM
But then the world rejoced after KC forgot how to talk!
Korps Commander
Oct 18 2005, 02:42 PM
But then he learned again, in a span of a second, and everyone rejoiced some more. Then, they picked up senorhaloblue9 and threw him into the Gangas River, where he washed away into the ocean.
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