... in KC's dream. Then all the people came to KC and told him to stop dreaming about them, and when he refused, they killed him and forced his ghost to dance around his corpse in the nude, while making funny noises.

But then the people realized that this wasn't KC's dream, this was actually real life. Meanwhile, djbob was putting more and more extra rules in heliopolitics. Finally, he put in rule #8, which goes as follows:

8) No proposals are allowed.

Which made no sense however, so he made the rules into a wiki. Now, everyone could edit the rules! The first rule put down was...

1) Djbob is a dictator, so he has taken control of this wiki.

... in Lappy's dream. Then, Lappy died, so KC attempted to dance around his grave in the nude while making funny noises, but he couldn't, since Lappy's ghost tackled him before he had a chance. After a fight, the winner was declared to be...

myscrnnm, who was rewarded with supreme power in the universe. So he started by killing all the evil people. Later, the Korps Commander was having a fun time dancing around in the nude while making funny noises since there were so many dead people. But myscrnnm got annoyed by this and cut off the Korps Commander's genitals and fed them to the dogs, and with his rage, chopped off the Korps Commander's hands, feet, nose, and ears.

And then djbob made no comment.

and was suddenly engulfed in flames. After the flames had consumed all the available oxygen, all that remained was an Archos Gmini.

which hopped away. Meanwhile, people on helionet and krazyletter was burning djbob in effigy.........

... in KC's dream. Then KC and myscrnnm both died, so they went to Lappy512 and begged him to dance around their dead bodies in the nude while making funny noises.

then they made a pinata out of the Korps Commander and swung aluminum bats at him while he swung around on a rope suspended from the ceiling.

And then Korps Commander got sick of myscrnnm always torturing him, so he turned the tables and handed myscrnnm over to James Tinney, who set starving, raging illegal mexican aliens on myscrnnm.

And meanwhile Mynck made a hash table.

Which, of course, was a table made from hash browns, but not referring to Hashish.

and myscrnnm consumed the hash table. Then he ripped off Tinney's genitals and fed them to the dogs.

Woah, Wikipedia is pro-hashish! You can tell mostly by the words "anti-marijuana propaganda." Isn't Wikipedia supposed to be unbiased? Oh well.

The dogs, though, vomitted out Tinney's stuff, and spewed the stuff all over myscrnnm, as punishment for coming up with such a sick plot element.

The hASSASSIN, could have been derived from hashish, but it's determined to be propaganda, since there's little fact about that.

Anyways, some hassassins came into this story, but couldn't click on the link to the topic, since they disabled hyperlinks in their browser settings.

So they went to wikipedia and begged for help.

but Wikipedia promptly gunned down Tinney and fed his carcass to the dogs.

So then the hassassins thought "Um... that was kinda random," but were generally undisturbed and continued their quest for information on how to use a hyperlink.

So they ate a pig.

a pig that had previously consumed Tinney.

Then God reigned down fire on myscrnnm for being a moronic idiot.

And then KZTL vZ/4 came out! With an enhanced annoying-plot-element-eraser feature!

And it erased djbob out of existence.

EDIT: And this was in real life.

And then it un-erased him, because without him HelioHost would not exist.

Then it decided to imprison him in the most secret cell in the world.

This was in real life, too.

Except then it erased that, because it was an annoying plot element. Then... uhm... Darth Britney came back from the archives and did her crazy Sith/popstar moves.

And did the square dance on national TV, lowering her popularity greatly.

Then she actually wore clothing during a show, and her popularity became nothing, because 50 year old fat men without jobs could not "see" her anymore...

And then she slew the 50 year old fat men with her lightsaber. And so the Jedi decided they had to stop her, so they sent the famous Jedi....

who seduced her and took away her lightsaber.

Because Brittney Vader is not hard to seduce, for she is almost a swinger...

And has affairs with 28 guys at once.

Korps Commander being one of those 28.

But that was irrelevant, since the Sith in question was Darth Britney, not Brittney Vader .

Anyways, the nameless Jedi, after seducing Darth Britney and stealing her lightsaber, found out that Darth Britney had another one. And so she attacked him in rage, and they had a lightsaber duel. The winner was...

The Jedi, because she freaked when he caused her to break a nail.

So she decided to find solace in spacekid, who....CENSORED.

then spacekid got STDs from insulting myscrnnm.

Then myscrnnm got AIDS and died...

BTW - When did I insult you here?

Hmm, maybe this?

Whoops, sorry, you aren't an idiot, I just don't agree with alot of your views on things... .

And then God raised myscrnnm because spacekid was mean to him.

and the Korps Commander danced around God in the nude while making funny noises.

And God said "You are a strange little man...". And KC said "Yes, but I enjoy being in the nude, it makes me free".

Then KC got angry for spacekid depicting him like that, and asked God to rain a shower of thunderbolts on spacekid. God did this, and spacey was crisped.

And spacekid laughed because the bill for him and Genesis to become HN mods passed in HP

Spacekid, I don't mind you becoming a mod. Its just Genesis that I don't feel comfortable with being a moderator.

Anyway, so everyone concluded that whoever wanted them to be mods must be crazy.

and the Africans said, "The Korps Commander must be crazy."

So the Korps Commander explained his brilliant ideas to them, and they took their statement (about Korps Commander being crazy) back.

then they chucked a Coca-cola bottle at his head.