However, the redneck population had forgotten that the doors into the cages weren't locked from the outside, since the zookeepers thought that the animals on display would never be able to open the doors. So Mynck just walked out.

And was crushed under a hillbilly pickup truck that happened to be driving down the road at unsafe speeds.

And they used the resurrect-o-nomitron again and again- By the way: myscrnm, do you want your copy of TS2 back?

Until it ran out of batteries. And then Lappy was shot down like a deer AGAIN, and Mynck was imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay for some reason.

(the resurrectonomitron doesn't run out.)ANd they resurrected them again and the angry mob killed myscrnm and KC for trying to kill Lappy and Mynck and they had no one who could get the resurrectonomitron because they had no friends and so krazyletter wasn't bothered anymore.

And then they ate cheez.

And it turned out to be mynck's cheese that made you throw up, so they threw up.

And then washed themselves off.

And it turned out to be sugar water so they got fined for polluting.

and used some of their fortunes to pay off the debt.

And meanwhile... KC and Myscrnm are having a nice time in the realm of the dead...

which is in heaven. And they had fun in heaven forever, while the mortal inhabitants of earth struggled with their daily lives.

NO, the realm of the dead with hades. And since they were bad people, the Eurphytes or whatever or furys or who cares what spent their time whipping them with fire.

but that was wrong. Myscrnnm stayed in the underworld, burning. But since Le Turo was trying to dirty KC's reputation, hades chucked KC back into heaven forever.

Le Turo wasn't in this story so hades chucked KC into the feudal era of Japan and he met many demons and found a shard of the jewel and so he became immortal.

But then a little doggy with a huge sword came and killed him.

But KC deflected the attack, and the doggy accidentally swung the sword towards Mynck.

But mynck wasn't there so KC defeated the doggie( not to death) and he had everything he could get in the feudal era.

and them myscrnnm crawled out of the underworld, and since he worshipped the japanese, he begged on his hands and knees to get some of KC's status in Japan. However..........

Fortunately, his sword came nowhere near Mynck considering that he was half a world and 500 years away.

Since Mynck's last post didn't make any sense, that post was ignored.

...the japanese didn't know who he was so they forced him to draw the doggie with ears and a big sword and renamed him rumiko Takahashi. He became famous and drew many other mangas.

You all post too quickly.

NO it's just that you're a bit slow. Anyways, go on with the story.

And he was finally happy, living among the Japanese and having not a bad status amoung them. However, he got manic depression and...

the japanese poked his eyes out in fury.

He died and went to the middle place because he was bad some, and was good some.

but the people in the middle place hated him, so they gave him the boot and he went down under to Hades' realm, where he was made a slave.

(um, this is KC) and Hades sent him to Hel's realm, whatever that's called( it's the norse dead ruler)

And then Mynck went to eat dinner.

which consisted of spaghetti and cheese, which was his favorite. Unfortunately...

Oh. Well, lets pretend its myscrnnm, cause I made all those posts thinking that it was..........

Anyway, myscrnnm was locked in a cage and displayed to all the japanese people (including KC, who was sitting on his chair, watching).

(um, let's go to mynck's dinner.)

so Mynck got food poisoning.

And went to the doctor and the doc said not to eat cheese anymore.

but the doctor was actually a witch doctor, so Mynck fell into a coma instead.

Would you be interested in purchasing it?

neways. Mynck was consumed by a giant slice of cheese, not unlike the one in his avatar.

and, as he screamed in pain, the cheese digested him over a course of 2000 years.

and since Mynck wasn't like myscrnnm, and did not read Star Wars comics, he did not know that he could've escaped by throwing a grenade down the cheese's gullet. So he sat there and got digested.

Meanwhile, across from the cheese, the Sarlacc Pit was attempting to eat Boba Fett, who promptly got out by throwing a grenade down its gullet. So, Boba Fett got out, dusted himself, and laughed at Mynck.

meanwhile, the Korps Commander got in a pair of swimming trunks and dived into the cheese.

and went up close to Mynck and laughed. Meanwhile, myscrnnm took pictures of the writhing Mynck, from above.

With a German-made Leica R9 rangefinder camera.

And myscrnnm laughed and laughed.

then he used his newer Canon EOS 1Ds Mark II digital SLR to take more pictures, but this time of a passing girl, as he had lost interest in the cheese. Personally, he liked cheddar better anyway.

And that passing girl happened to be Sandra Day O'Connor.

And a day later, she was myscrnnm's new girlfriend. Pieces of myscrnnm's corpse were later found scattered all over his house, soaking in a powerful mixture of enzymes with O'Connor's DNA all over it.

So myscrnnm's pieces were sent to prison, where the amount of pieces of his body were multiplied countless times. And then he got butt-raped by a large inmate. He screamed, but the guards paid no attention to his cries.

In fact, they got large buckets of popcorn and watched the rape, howling with laughter.

but it had been a nightmare. And myscrnnm woke up naked in bed, and lying next to him was Sandra Chen, not O'Connor.