that was set by illegal mexican aliens!

So KC(Katrina za Cyclone) went over and wind them all into the sea, and as the aliens couldn't touch water or they'd die, they died, obviously.

Yay. So then the illegal mexican aliens all swarmed over myscrnnm.

So myscrnm passed out and woke up next to...

His girlfriend, a mexican communist.

And so he went on and got drunk. On the way home he followed this girl around. It turned out to be

something that was censored by the kl admins.

Lappy says the merging idea is good:( Back on topic, so the censored thingymabobers destroyed myscrnm and sent him to a world a long time ago, in Japan...

when the land was dominated my mexicans

and the japanese in japan were forced to work under their mexican masters, doing work meant for pack mules.

with feedbags and reins and all

And ate the japanese for food.

And then the Japanese and Mexicans all died, and myscrnnm and KC danced around their graves in the nude, while making funny noises. So this conflict ended.

and djbob, the author of these nude stories, was put to death.

... in a dream. And then KC died and myscrnnm danced around his grave in the nude while making funny noises.

And so djbob died of laughter.

and his body was dumped in a nearby river.

And KC dived into the river and danced around the corpse in the nude while making funny noises.

Sry, KC, couldn't resist.

And then myscrnnm came along and ranted Mynck to death.

And then both of them danced around mynck's body in the nude while making funny noises. But Zeus was angered by this, and djbob's corpse rose up and stood there for a year. Then it ripped out a piece of its own rotten, rank flesh and threw it at KC and myscrnnm.

Then myscrnnm shot it in midair with his smith & wesson blablabla handgun.

But it backfired, being highly unreliable, and killed myscrnnm.

but Smith & Wesson handguns have a fine reputation for being durable. So the flesh exploded in midair like the Flood. But luckily, myscrnnm had armour on, and was not affected. The Korps Commander however was soon covered in the rotting flesh.

so he washed himself and looked good again. Meanwhile, myscrnnm's armor cracked and rotting flesh wedged itself in the cracks of myscrnnm's armor.....

luckily, the flesh died, and myscrnnm was not affected. He washed up and got on a new suit of armour that was more powerful than its predecessor.

But that one cracked, too.

then myscrnnm got tired of this and made the Korps Commander crack. The Korps Commander was suudenly split down the middle and turned into two pieces. Then Shiva laughed and reincarnated the Korps Commander as a fly.

And Shiva realized his mistake, so he transformed Korps Commander as a demi-god.

then Shiva realized he had been brainswashed by the Korps Commander. Then he destroyed the Korps Commander and reincarnated him as a eunuch.

which he soon promoted to an admin of Krazyletter Forums.

but then the root admin demoted the Korps Commander and exiled him to Sierra Leone.

And then KC parished... and then guess what happened?? Myscrnnm danced around him in the nude while making funny noises!!

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and then that scene was edited by Mynck.

who was then run over by Adolf Hitler's 6,000 pound Mercedes-Benz 770K snip

And hired a bunch of illegal mexican aliens to kill myscrnnm asap.

but the illegal Mexican aliens were incompetent and blew themselves up.

Man... everytime I read this thread I laugh... we are so predictable, hehe.

And then the shreds of the Mexican aliens turned into Mars aliens, with the power to morph into rocks! (explains why we can't find them). So then, myscrnnm walked into the scene, and said hi. Then the Martians jumped almost over him, but at the vertex of the parabola created by the trajectory of their jump, they morphed into rocks, giving myscrnnm a concussion. myscrnnm was about to be taken to the aliens' super-secret study facility when KC, thinking that myscrnnm was dead, walked in and started dancing around myscrnnm in the nude while making funny noises. So the aliens did their parabola-vertex-rock move again, this time on KC, giving him a concusion also. Then, the aliens dragged both myscrnnm and the nude KC to their super-secret study facility...

Where they applied new traits to KC and Myscrnnm. The traits were...

- KC got the gift of knowledge and power

-myscrnnm got an extra arm

then myscrnnm wasn't pleased, and switched the traits around.

And then three gods, Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite popped down and asked myscrnnm this question:

"Which one of us deserves this golden apple?"
[Hera is trying to bribe you with Political Power]
[Athena is trying to bribe you with skill in battle]
[Aphrodite is trying to bribe you with the most beautiful woman on earth, Helen of Sparta]

Which does Myscrnnm chose?

((finding stuff from myth, eh Lappy? =P))

Myscrnnm chose political power, and lappy was forced to make him another root admin.

So, what myscrnnm did next.......

Was to make a plot to kill himself, so he could watch KC dance around him in the nude while making funny noises. However, there was a flaw in his plan: he couldn't watch if he was dead. So he added a time bomb next to the place he suicided so it would explode when KC came to do his dance, and so myscrnnm's ghost could watch KC's ghost dance in the nude. And the bomb did explode, and KC died, and the whole plan worked miraluclously.

Then, Darth bob came with his fleet of Kakzertafalon vZ/2 powered starships. And they completely annihilated something, which was not djbob and caused no grief or bodily harm to djbob whatsoever, but was...


You just admitted you don't have knowledge or power!

Then djbob let Korps Commander's ghost have access to the helionet ACP.

Alright, I guess you meant that KC's ghost gets annihilated (since its the main noun in your sentence ). Anyways, then... in Montana, Roberto Martinez-Yamakawa spilled a glass of water. Mr. Martinez-Yamakawa was the son of a Mexican and a Japanese. Which pissed myscrnnm's ghost, who decided to.

give KC's ghost access to the helionet ACP.

But his decision was for naught, since he didn't have the power to make it happen.

Then he uncovered djbob's fake optimism about heliopolitics. When people saw that djbob just used heliopolitics as a pathetic excuse to tell people that he was democratic, they were disgusted and left.