Ok, then Mynck/mosquito was used to hammer stuff.

he is a nail now.

Ok, then he was hammered upon.

into a plank.

which was cast into the ocean.

and promptly consumed by a Portugese Man of War.

which was ground into meat.

and laid over the Korps Commander.

who brushed it off.

but then the Portugese Man of War consumed the Korps Commanders' naked body.

but this couldn't have happened, since Korps Commander's body wasn't naked. So anyways, the jellyfish decided to burp.

then the Korps Commander stripped and danced in the nude in front of the Portugese Man of War. Then the Portugese Man of War consumed the Korps Commander.

but spit him out again. Meanwhile, myscrnnm was being fined 25 points for his bad themes.

myscrnnm fined 25 points.

then myscrnnm was officially pardoned by the Queen of England. Then, British troops killed the people who had fined myscrnnm. Meanwhile, the Korps Commander was dancing around in the nude again, while making funny noises. So the Portugese Man of War promptly consumed him and crushed his bones.

The queen of England has no rule here where the forums are based in the US.

It's a frikkin' story!!!!!!

And I'm rewriting it. So malaria spread across the United States. This was not good.

and Mynck got malaria and died.

Even though he was already dead

Like I said, he was reincarnated.

And then the Old Miss killed John Glen and JFK, causing a big fire that consumed the world. And then KZTL vZ/2 came out!! It was advanced and stuff.

but then Mac OS X was released, and it pwnz KZTL vZ/2. The manufacturer of KZTL vZ/2 was soon bankrupt and was pushed out of the market by Mac OS X.

and was thrown into (word similar to "spiritual underworld")

and then went and built a time machine, and went back in time, and found out why OS X pwnd KZTL vZ/2 - cuz he forgot to add the cheez grater!! Silly him. Then, he added the cheez grater, and KZTL vZ/2 instantly pwnd OS X, and all future and past Macintosh Operating Systems.

And then Macintosh angrily stomped Microsoft out of existence.

but then Steve Jobs traveled back in time and killed "him" before he could add the cheez grater. Then Jobs went back to the present and found that he had become the world's second richest man alive and that Mac OS X was a worthy competitor of Microsoft Windows.

Which was all actually a delusion.

Because the time machine was impossible to make without the time-transmoglifier, which the maker of KZTL had destroyed after using it for his time machine. Oh, and there are no more transmoglifiers at all, in the past and future and present.

The maker of KZTL happened to be djbob, who decided to screw time again. He built a time machine, no matter what he said in his last post, and decided to go back to the time where max123 was found to be lying. Then, djbob rewarded KC with 1200 helions, because KC was on his side from the beginning.

And then KC died, and myscrnnm danced around his corpse in the nude while making funny noises.

*sigh* do you really want to go back to that, KC?

And then djbob realized his mistake (in making KC die AND fining him) and decided that, as KC was a hard-core max123 hater, to give KC a million more helions.

Yes.

and then he realized it was stupid to do that, since KC was dead, so he retracted his donation using his admin powers.

Then... uhm... yah.

But max123 hacked on USING HIS OTHER 5 ACCOUNTS WHICH DJBOB STILL DOESN'T KNOW OF, and gave everyone a million points.

Then max123 killed everyone except for myscrnnm, cuz myscrnnm had always been an avid supporter of max123.

... in a dream. And then he died. Anyways, back at KL, djbob was doing something, which did not involve pain, violence, or humiliation, which was...

poking out his eyes with fish hooks. Then myscrnnm came back to life, reincarnated as Shiva. Then, being the good person that he was, he put djbob out of his misery by shooting him point blank in the forehead with a Smith & Wesson Model 500 Magnum.

And then the people of Helionet cheered and rejoiced for several happy days, celebrating their first days of read freedom.

and the Korps Commander danced around djbob's carcass in the nude while making funny noises.

NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!

Anyway, the members of helionet then dunked djbob's body in refined oil and burned it.

then the remains were used to make a carbon fibre bike frame. myscrnnm purchased this bike frame and made a bike. Then he rode around on it all day. Later, he put some C-4 in the down tube and made a self destruct system. One day, James Tinney started messing around with myscrnnm's bike, and lo and b-hold, the bike exploded and James Tinney's remains were never found. Due to the lack of a skull, they could not use dental records to identify him, and relied on the witnesses descriptions. Tinney was sentenced to life in prison and myscrnnm rejoiced and got a new bike.

But them a paradox occured and the universe bent in an interesting fashion, completely swallowing myscrnnm and KC up, but leaving djbob completely fine, in present and in future.

*ignored for oging off-topic*

but this could have never happened, as james was already dead. therefore, he could not be sentenced to life in prison.

Actually, he was indeed sentenced, he just didn't serve the time. So, speaking of which, Tinney was sentenced to another lifetime in prison for evasion.

But a mad scientist had cloned James, and the cloned James came searching after myscrnnm, bent on revenge.

but myscrnnm ran over the clone of Tinney with his handcrafted Mercedes-Benz G55 AMG wagon.

But the clone got up again, and recruited The Terminator to get rid of myscrnnm.

then myscrnnm recruited the Terminatrix to terminate the Terminator, and the clone. And since the T-X was more powerful than the T-800, it defeated it, and then drilled a hole through clone of Tinney's head.

As James' clone screamed with agony, Vincente Fox decided to send the entire Mexican army onto myscrnnm, to stop him from abusing James.

His name is Vicente.

Anyway, the United Kingdom sent the Royal Air Force and bombed the living daylights out of the Mexican army, and myscrnnm was safe inside his Bat Cave.

Unfortunately, the same Japanese army that attacked Pearl Harbor attacked myscrnm. Fortunately, the geezers were so old they could barely move, let alone, walk. In fact, they were dead. So myscrnm easily defeated them, only to learn that it was a booby trap...