because they needed to give him a new license to kill more, this time with more clearance to parts of the MI6 headquarters.

which was revoked again, because they didn't trust him at all. Then, they sent a sniper to make a quick end of him.

but being an employee of MI6, myscrnnm had been trained to survive. And survive he did. myscrnnm drove his bulletproof Lotus to the building behind the sniper. Then he walked to the roof of the building and set up his German-made Walther sniper rifle. Then using the Carl Zeiss scope mounted on the rifle, he matched up the crosshairs with the back of the sniper's head, and fired. The large-calibre bullet penetrated the sniper's head, and moved around inside before coming to a stop just behind the sniper's forehead. The dead sniper keeled over and fell off of the roof he had been crouching on and fell onto a taxi far below. Authorities later confirmed that the deceased was a terrorist.

Unfortunately, three goons working for the CIA had come up to the roof with pickaxes/hammers/poles in their hands, ready to dispose of myscrnnm.

but myscrnnm had been trained to survive. And survive he did. Before the goons could get near enough to attack myscrnnm, he turned around and shot them to death.

But then myscrnnm died, and KC, once again, danced around myscrnnm in the nude, making weird noises.

then an African witch doctor brought myscrnnm back to life. Then myscrnnm made a Bat Cave of his own with a giant penny. And by night, he killed evildoers with his German-made Walther WA 2000 sniper rifle.

But then he died again, and KC, once more, danced around him in the nude, while making funny noises.

And still unknown to everyone else, HerLoss had once again poofed out of the way into a parallel universe in which myscrnnm was actually intelligent, where they had many humane political dissussions.

And top researchers from South Korea that had been researching the Mexicans found out that myscrnnm had been right about the Mexicans all along. So myscrnnm set off with a team of operatives to hunt.

Meanwhile, KC had put his clothes back on, and had impaled djbob upon the spire of the Empire State Building. Then, KC put a spell on himself so djbob couldn't make him do anything.

But as the Empire Building gets wider as it goes from top to bottom, the gravity pulled djbob down and the building got so wide that djbob's body was ripped in half.

And the world rejoiced.

Meanwhile, going back to myscrnnm hunting mexicans.....the mexicans decided to retaliate when myscrnnm started killing them, so they took him and boiled him in a stew.

luckily, myscrnnm had been trained to survive. He was wearing a German-made environmental suit with an air conditioner, so he stayed cool. Then he used his powerful Smith & Wesson Model 500 Magnum to kill his captors. Meanwhile, the operatives sent to help myscrnnm also joined in the fray. From afar, they used Walther WA 2000 sniper rifles to kill more of the evil Mexicans who were running around and screaming. But it wasn't the screaming that made them lose their heads, it was the bullets from myscrnnm's hadngun, in fact, the most powerful production handgun in the world.

I am not making you do anything, I'm just writing a story about you. Unrelated.


However, Smith & Wesson had recently discontinued its line of handguns, switching to washing machines instead. And then myscrnnm died. And KC, for the... meh I don't wanna count..., danced around myscrnnm in the nude, and made funny noises.

And put his clothes back on, this time forever. Then myscrnnm was revitalized and sent to fight octopuses in the sea.

But then myscrnnm died, and KC started dancing around him in the nude, while making funny noises.

Ok, Mynck/lappy/anthony/adminral, can you please stop this guy from making all the "kc dancing around in the nude while making funny noises" posts? They're not even funny anymore.

So anyway, KC put his clothes back on and beat the crap out of poor, pathetic djbob who was limping away (he was trying to run, but he didn't have much endurance.)

And then KC died, and myscrnnm started dancing around him in the nude while making funny noises.

However, myscrnnm suddenly stopped, as djbob was walking past. Djbob froze, staring at myscrnnm. ThenCENSORED BY ADMIN.

Then myscrnnm died as well, and KC's ghost danced around him in the nude, while making funny noises.

No, that doesn't mean there aren't any Smith & Wesson handguns, so myscrnnm still has the Model 500 Magnum, and he survived.

C'mon, myscrnnm, just let the story go on as it has.

So anyway, djbob was then buried alive by KC.

And then myscrnnm died, and... ergh, you know the story.


And then djbob got up and out of the dirt (never said I died... ), and KC died.

then KC danced around djbob's grave in the nude. Meanwhile, myscrnnm drove around Nurburgring Nordschliefe in his Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.5-16V Evolution II.

Just before he was flattened by a random tank that happened to fall out of the sky.

But the rollcage inside his Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.5-16V Evolution II saved him, and he walked out unharmed. Then he smote HerLoss for futilely attempting to devise a fate for him.

Of course, HerLoss was no where to be found, as he had no hand in the occurance, as he was still happily chatting away with myscrnnm in a parallel universe in which myscrnnm was intelligent, completly unknowing of the events happening outside of his current universe.

And then myscrnnm and HerLoss became the best of friends and walked off together.

Meanwhile, the dirt-covered djbob was being roasted on a spit by KRT....

and seasoned with cheddar cheese.

KC soon realized how much djbob was enjoying the cheese, and promptly stopped.

and seasoned djbob-san with anchovies.

And then KC died, and danced around his OWN grave in the nude, while making funny noises.

meanwhile, myscrnnm played Final Fantasy VII on his PSP.

And then he died, and his ghost cried because KC was also dead, so there was no one to dance around his grave in the nude while making funny noises.

so djbob danced around myscrnnm's grave in the nude while making funny noises. Then myscrnnm returned to life and shot djbob-san to death with his Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum.

and then cut though djbob with a japanese sword.

a high-quality handcrafted Japanese sword.

which threw up after myscrnnm forced it to give djbob a treatment that only most dogs have to take.

but the author forgot the fact that the sword was of the finest quality, so the sword did not indeed throw up.

It had a heart attack, then.

but Japanese swords do not have hearts, as they are controlled by the user.

So, myscrnnm went to the Bay Area and chopped off some heads with the help of Steve Jobs.

who died. Meanwhile, Mynck was ranting and screaming at myscrnnm on the Medicine section...

so myscrnnm picked up a tank of napalm and sprayed it at Mynck while placing a lighter in front of the nozzle. Mynck was promptly charred to a crisp.

But then myscrnnm was smiten by Zeus.

then myscrnnm smote Zeus and sodomized Athena.

Unfortunately, Zeus was immortal and could not be smoten. So myscrnnm was sent down to the underworld, and Zeus set a vulture to peck at myscrnnm until his liver had been pecked out, once every day, with myscrnnm healing in between the vulture's meals. He was also bound by every limb with immortal unbreakable chains to an unbreakable mountain cliff. Also, Athena had the fury of a quadrillion beehives hit with a bat, and she added mice to nibble away at him, and mold to rot him. She also decreed that if any of these creatures should die, they would be replaced by more than before. She also made myscrnnm eternally conscious, hanging upside down, and with water dripping into his nose. Yes, Athena was very angry indeed.

Then Mynck was promptly clapped in irons and placed in a Predator spaceship. Now, Mynck became immortal because the gods willed it. Everyday, the Predators would shoot Mynck with plasmacasters, gut him with their swords, and slice him with their smartdisks. Then Mynck would be allowed a few minutes time to heal, then the Predators would resume this sport. Yes, the Gods were very angry indeed. Then Athena went to the cliff where myscrnnm was hanging from and unbound the chains binding him. Then myscrnnm returned to Earth. And there, he lived in Los Angeles.

Only Athena releasing myscrnnm makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL, considering how much she hates him. Since this action was completely unjustified, it never happened.

Now, since Mynck was immortal, he also had certain immortal powers... minutes later, Mynck was back on Earth, feasting on ambrosia.

And then a bacteria located in the ambrosia died, and myscrnnm and KC jumped into Mynck's mouth (both in the nude), and danced around the dead bacteria while making funny noises.