Sandra = Sandra Chen

Stop changing the story.

Anyway, one day, while O'Conner and myscrnnm were walking along the beach......

and myscrnnm got into a DeLorean time machine and killed o'Connor while she was dancing like a leprechaun in Ireland. Then myscrnnm returned to the present and started a good relationship with Sandra Chen.

Who suffered a fatal heart attack a day later. Looking for someone to love, myscrnnm turned to Vincente Fox's wife.

but the heart attack was unlikely, despite the fat tissue in her breasts. But most females have fat in their breasts too, but you don't see them having heart attacks. So Sandra Chen was fine.

and was also kidnapped by members of the Mexican mafia.

Just before having a heart attack.

and a stroke.

And then, Oog Jah Hanizok, the maker of the famed Smith & Wesson Laundro-Max 3000, came on the scene, and started jabbering. Oh, and he had ten thousand pounds of TNT on his back, which promptly exploded, and killed Sandra whatever. Who then died.

Anyways, back at the Batmobile, myscrnnm and HerLoss were violently sticking forks into each other, while KC listend to the noises, since he could not see due to a misfired fork.

Then, djbob arrived and said hi.

Hey!

And then djbob was burned alive on the spot by everyone in the vincity.

Except there was no one in the vicinity, so nothing happened. Then, KC went and washed his pants in the Laundro-Max 3000.

which promptly cleaned them. Then, myscrnnm paid an angry mob to go toss djbob into Azerbaijan.

But the mob forgot that they were standing next to ten thousand pounds of TNT, which promptly exploded and killed them all, as well as myscrnnm. KC then proceeded to wash his underpants.

which cleaned them.

Meanwhile, an Azeri mob came after djbob. And they were invincible.

.. when they were wearing their invinci-suits. But they couldn't wear those when they attacked djbob, since they were being washed in a top-of-the-line Smith & Wesson Laundro-Max 3000. So they were promptly killed by the nude KC (his clothes were in the LM 3000.

And then djbob died.

Then myscrnnm arrived in a Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.5-16V Evolution II and stepped out wearing his Mark VI MJOLNIR armor. Then he took a German-made Walther sniper rifle out of the boot and looked into the Zeiss scope and shot HerLoss. Coincidentally, HerLoss was also aiming at myscrnnm, but myscrnnm had fired first, and the armor-piercing bullet went through HerLoss's scope and passed through the back of the head. Luckily, HerLoss had a chance to shoot, but it came too late and the bullet went off into the air.

Too bad HerLoss was still off in his protective bubble with myscrnnms mom, ignoring all the incoherent babble coming from the other side of the world.

That undoes part of the story, so that post shall be ignored.

Anyway, a few years later, Sandra Chen returned as a ten year old girl.

-EDIT-

A clone.

Undoes the story? I've been in my bubble for at least two pages. You cant change that.

Okay, sorry. I was gone for a few days.

And then myscrnnm and HerLoss met once again, this thime when they coincidentally were both at a trip to Yellowstone.......

but myscrnnm found it boring, so he went to see the IBM building in Middlesex, England.

As did HerLoss, who went back to his bubble, tired and pissed off at KC for moving him.

Meanwhile, myscrnnm got a needle and popped HerLoss's bubble.

HerLosses reinforced concrete interrior bubble still protected him when the weak outer shell was disposed of, however.

but then the concrete bubble was "popped" by an armour-piercing missile.

But then the missile bounced off and headed right back at myscrnnm.

And HerLoss magically repared his bubble and enchanted it with an unremovable, unpenetratable, invulnerable, invincibility charm.

but these charms were not real. HerLoss assumed that they worked because he was high and having hallucinations. Meanwhile, myscrnnm had dodged the missile. Then he ran over the Korps Commander with a Mercedes-Benz G55 AMG for making myscrnnm move when he wouldn't have needed to. Then he opted for a target-seeking missile to destroy HerLoss.

But these charms were, and it was soley because of myscrnnm's ignorance that the missile sent to destroy HerLoss glanced off and continued around the world untill it nailed myscrnnm in the lower back.

But it didn't, because it was a target-seeking missile. And the target in this case was HerLoss, who was destroyed. Then the queen of England knighted myscrnnm for ridding the world of this terror.

And then the still nude KC came in, and started dancing around myscrnnm while making hooting noises. Meanwhile, Oog Jah Hanizok was working on the sucessor to the Smith & Wesson Laundro-Max 3000, codenamed Evolution, when something, which did not involve OJH's death, or him getting any sort or pain, or anything bad for that matter, happened.

Then KC got thrown out of Buckingham Palace.

quotting the topic description...

That post didn't fit in. So it shall be ignored.

But myscrnnm was once again trying to re-write history, so HerLoss obliged and poofed out of harms way seconds before the missile connected with the indestructable sheild charm and exploded, leaving the area inside the charms effect undamaged, which leads everyone to wonder why HerLoss bothered moving.

Why does it not fit in? You said KC was dancing around myscrnnm. People get knighted at Buckingham Palace, myscrnnm was getting knighted. KC was around myscrnnm. Put them together, and KC is in Buckingham Palace.

My bad, sorry...

Then the United Kingdom, the United States, France, China, and Pakistan all launched nuclear warheads at HerLoss. But these warheads were equipped with cameras, and they were controlled from government control rooms.

HerLoss's remains were never found after this incident.

So, now we start a new story, one that is less boring. It is about a DS trying to kill a PSP, but the PSP pwnz the DS.

Except that no one knew the whereabouts of HerLoss, who was on a distant planet far out of reach of any missile. HerLosses remains were never found due to a government coverup that said they were never found, which was only partially true.

Trying to get the last word in again I see.

But neither of them had any appendages with which to move or attack with, so they just layed next to eachother and spouted meaningless insults at eachother, which proved to be insanely boring.

I wasn't trying to get the last word, I was progressing to a new thing.

And then myscrnnm got on a shuttle and went to the distant planet which HerLoss was on

Meanwhile, KC had gotten his clothes back, and had beat djbob up mercilessly for portraying him in a bad light.

Yes, and leave behind any evidence that you were a moron, now stop spamming and post something relevant.

What the frik are you talking about? My post is relevant to HerLoss' planet and KC dancing around in the nude.

So anyway, myscrnnm saw HerLoss getting a nuclear missile ready, just as he touched land.

Look at the time of posting.

But HerLoss was using an old missile, one that travelled at around 300 kilometres per hour. But myscrnnm's shuttle could accelerate from 0 to 7,000 kilometres per hour in 2.7 seconds flat. So myscrnnm flew away. Now, there has been talk of HerLoss having a concrete bubble. But myscrnnm's shuttle had paneling made of artificial diamond, and the nose of the shuttle had been sharpened for maximum efficiency, and he drove the nose through HerLoss's bubble and the nose went right through HerLoss. As the part penetrating HerLoss became thicker, his body was ripped in half. Then the United Kingdom heard of this deed and recruited myscrnnm to join MI6.

But this turned out to be a gross mistake, because myscrnnm obtained codes for a nuclear warhead and bombed mexico.

but the United States and the United Kingdom praised myscrnnm for this, and he was then loaned to the CIA for special missions.

But the CIA was actually tricking myscrnnm, for they captured and threw him in Guantanamo Bay in secret for his racist ways.

but then it was found that myscrnnm had not acted for racist reasons. And he was released and pardoned by the president. Then MI6 promptly sent a British Airways airliner to send myscrnnm back to the United Kingdom because they no longer trusted the Americans. myscrnnm was then promoted and given a license to kill more.

Which was revoked a minute later.