Unfortunately for Batman though, he forgot his batplane and fell off the bat he thought was his batplane.

And flew at 90000 miles per hour towards the surface.

then he used his grappler and escaped, while impaling djbob with a batarang.

and djbob once again squealed like a stuck pig. Seeing this, HerLoss and Ali decided they didn't wanna join his losing party, so they bailed.

and danced into the fire.

and got burned promptly.

then they became carbon and drifted away.

Then they went to the feudal era and fought a doggie with white hair and ears...

with a big sword.

but the doggie chopped them up like sashimi.

And then myscrnnm went to go eat at Azteca, a fine mexican restaurant.

And then everyone realized that this was just a dream, brought upon by the matrix. Although the virus had been cleansed, the KZTL Z OS had added a dream simulation to make all the users of Matrix think that all the problems with the virus were just a dream. So, then KC got released from his cell in the Matrix and sent down a long tube in the nude.

KC = djbob, in this case. Really, djbob, learn to spell your own initials right. It should be DB.

Anyway, djbob fought of the evil agent smith (aka myscrnnm) and turned him into green glop. But KRT came again and pistol-whipped djbob all the way out of the matrix and back into the dungeons, where Flash was waiting.

Then Flash made a wormhole, with lots of gravity, and everybody got sucked into feudal Japan.

"Everybody" meaning djbob and luke12 or whatever djbob's supporter's name was. And then KC and myscrnnm gave each other a high five and won the election.

But then djbob came out of a wormhole, bringing with him 5 shards of the sacred jewel, which he promptly used to *the screen showning what happens turned black with the word CENSORED written in white* pwn *censorage ends, KC and myscrnnm are nowhere to be seen* KC and myscrnnm.

And the djbob suffered mightily at the hands of duckie.

Mynck, can you please ban KC from this topic? He keeps on grossly changing the storyline. At least force him to accept changes that have been made, and not tamper with the past of the story.

But the CENSORED words slowly went black, and the screen exploded into a million bits of glass.

And then put itself together and started rolling a JAmes Bond film.

which showed "tomarrow never dies", and it also produced its own popcorn.

Which soon overflowed and filled the entire theater with popcorn.

The living room was made of a very expandable rubber, and so the popcorn expanded the livingroom to the size of a hotair balloon...

and the living room floated away into the clouds.

And then people were amazed, and scrambled from everywhere for some of the popcorn that's lighter than air.

And no more doing what djbob said, KC.

then the living room remembered that it could not fly, and promptly dropped onto the ground.

Hey! You ruined the story line!

And landed on charlie chaplin's head.

and Chaplin went into the ground like a nail.

And was promtly dug out by Bruce from Bruce Almighty.

who yelled, "Smite me, oh mighty smiter!"

So Charlie Chaplin smote him.

And Djbob found a doggie with white ears and a human shape was after him, so he...

*ignored for upsetting the story flow*

So anyway, Charlie Chaplin walked down the street, smiting whomever he thought he should smite.

That was a stopping point.

Fine. So djbob committed suicide right there and then.

And the doggie got the shards, but...

he ate them.

And he couldn't control himself and he tore(literally) down the streets, killing everything in his path.

Until the National Guard came in and blew him to pieces.

But then they got wind sharded by each of the pieces and they all died. Sad, huh?

And then the army was called in.

But they couldn't kill him. This one high-school girl came and walked up to him, though. She just took the jewel shards, said "Sit" and he fell down.

Because it was love at first sight.

So then they got married. The cheese minister said

"do you, do you? Good, your're married!!!" in a very Spaceball style. Unfortunately, just like an Indian movie, the girl's parents didn't want her to marry without their permission, so they........

were killed by the doggy. Then the girl immediately got a divorce.

But then the girl parent's forbid her from divorcing, which was kinda weird, because they were dead. So then, the girl went to school. And then, she found a hot guy and started cheating on her husband, so HE would divorce her. But her husband didn't care, and sat around eating chips and watching TV while the wife did all the laundry. But then they bought a new Smith & Wesson Laundro-Max, which solved the problem.

but although Smith & Wesson makes fine guns, including the Amercian version of the Walther P99, it did not make very good laundry machines. So they bought a GE Profile Harmony Clothes Care system instead.

and the wife shoved her husband in the washer and killed him.

And then the doggy was back, only this time, he had tomatos and fish to donate to KC's Tomato and Fish Fund. So he threw all the tomatos at him and slapped him with the fish.

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