I think preety much everyone wants it to go back

agreed

okay then, I think you know what to do now KC, I hope

The whole thing is pretty much spam anyways.

How can this be spam, it is supposed to be for creating a funny story

Well I was kinda expecting something more like a real story, instead of

If Mynck agrees, I will move it back to General Chat. Or even if he doesn't agree, I think that I have enough popular support to move it to General Chat anyway.

EDIT: Oh, what the heck. moved

This topic shouldn't be able to gain points; I am moving it to the Free Speech Forum. Thanks

Lol! How ironic!

oh come on, this is a great topic that should be in the General chat Section

and then myscrnnm had his entrails hung on a wall.

It hasn't been great ever since everyone decided to turn it into a gore-fest. I gave up on it a while through that...

so what if it was turned into a gorefest, you can just change it back into something else[I]

I tried, but you guys just kicked me out of the story.

oh, then i guess i don't remember that

I think you need to move this back now. You've done enough damage.

So stay out.

Moved back to General Chat.

New rule: Any posts in this topic with less than 8 clauses will be deleted and fined 10 points from now on.

This policy subject to change at any time.

Just wondering, do you mean that you can't have less then clauses like this



That is less than 8 clauses, or if i am wrong, please correct me and tell me what it means

Can you add a rule about gore? Please?
Cheese is tasty.
I like cheese.
Cheese is fun.
I want some cheese.
I want more cheese.
I want even more cheese
This is the eighth clause.

How did you become a moderator again? >_<

Hey! No double posting!

That was supposed to merge... oops I forgot this board is 2.0. Meh.

But then a bull came and mauled KC.
But KC did not die, so he shot the bull.
But killing animals is BAD, so KC brought the bull back to life.
The bull was very angry, so he mauled KC again.
But KC had drunk the Imorrtality potion, so the bull had no no effect whatsoever.

But since KC wouldn't kill a bull on purpose, since he was a Hindu, this never happened. Instead, djbobo was trying to kill the bull in vain. However, the bull mauled him and stuck its horns through his guts. Djbobo screamed in pain as the bull rammed his impaled body into a tree, then left, intending to show its wife how good a hunter it was.

Meanwhile, KC, with his immortality, was watching this. He decided to get djbobo out of the tree. But then decided against it. But then decided for it. But then decided against it again.

I'm curious KC, do you it hamburger/steak etc?

Nope, why?

^ That's why...

Not a two word post...

Warn him! Warn him! JK...well you should but...anyway...I am vegertarian too...

Anyways, back to the story. So then, anyways, this guy was saying " Warn him! Warn him! JK...well, you should but...anyway...I am a vegetarian too..." and hopping up and down. Suddenly, the he realized that he was surrounded by giant mutant tomatoes, who leapt on him and ate him alive. He screamed and screamed, but no one could here his scream. And then he screamed some more. And more after that. And then he quit, because the tomatoes were sucking out his brains.

Violence, warned

Spaceman or lappy warn him once again as that is flamebait/violence to others...check spam guide no violence to members KC! and you are a mod...tsk...tsk...

I already did, my note is in bold blue letters, I don't interrupt the topic by posting a warn notification, I use the PM system instead.

Lots of off-topic things.

Anyways, KC burned some wood and the bull ran through him. But with his immortality, he decided to jump off a cliff into a shark-infested ocean.

Now this is why I like you better as a mod. you don't waste up space on the forum and you are not KC. lol.

On topic...the sharks and him decided to become friends and did a Indo-Eastern dance with a 70's disco ball and techno music. However....

Remember, 8 clauses.

Sometimes public warnings are more appropiate.

It still is public, just noted in the post as not to break up the conversation .

Oh. Heh. I sometimes do that too.

Anyways, nobody likes techno, so they deicided that they would all do the Kirby dance to some Green Day/Gorillaz! Yay! <("<) ... <( " )> ... <("<) ... <( " )> ... (>")> ... <( " )> ... (>")> ... <( " )> ... <("<) ... <( " )> ... <("<) ... <( " )>

But then Nintendo came and pressed charges for copyright violation. Our heros... who were they again...? Oh right, KC and the shark, they were in deep turkey now! Which is a bad thing, by the way. So then our heros finished their Kirby dance and prepared to present their stuff in a court of law. Then they did some more Kirby dancing.

And while they were dancing, Senor Halo Blue 9 skipped in and decided that he wanted to dance. "Hey Guyz!" he exclaimed like a nerd, smiling a big stupid smile. "Can I join you???"

KC and the shark looked at each other, then at Senor uncomfortably. They knew it was impolite to refuse, yet they didn't want to be seen by a person like him. Finally, the shark spoke up and told Senor to leave. Crestfallen, Senor walked back to his Dungeons + Dragons fan club to resume the game he had been playing before.

Meanwhile, KC and the shark began dancing again.

Too bad cuz the senor wears contacts NOT glasses and then decided to go to his house and look at himself type up on KL forums.

Unfortunately, his parents had kicked him out of the house because they hated him, so Senor couldn't even come into his own home. So he wandered the streets for miles. And hours. And more hours. And days. And months. Finally, he starved and died, non-violently, of course. And that's the end of Senor's story.

Meanwhile, KC was hanging out with the cool crowd...

But unfortunately George Bush, his supporter, was revealed to be an ape pretending. So KC got kicked out of the cool crowd and his house.

Ahem...Was he ever in the cool crowd... and then he decided to play videogames

Eight clauses, people.

but he played bad video games
so he blew up
and many people cheered
then Drew carry came from out of nowhere
then abraham lincoln popped out of his grave
and drew a AK-47 from out of his hat
And tried to blow Drew Carry away with a rata-tat-tat
Then he ran out of bullets and tackled him anyway

If Lincoln popped up from his grave and started shooting people, that means this all takes place in my hometown .

But then Lincoln started shooting a flame.

The flame died, but carried Lincoln with him

But since Lincoln was already dead, he began to shoot the Klu Klux Klan.

So they died, and the world took out a giant samurai sword and killed all of the Mexicans.

Quetzalcoatl wanted revenge so it killed the earth stupidly.

The earth revived herself and everybody was happy because the flame was dead.

Everyone, that is, except for Lincoln.

Lincoln, like the evil genius he was, concocted a plan.

First, he ate some cheese.

Then, some more cheese.

And more.

After he was full, he started on his plan.

Which was a good plan.

It was...

Then the Springfield (aka Springpatch) Police shot Lincoln and returned him to his grave. Then everyone rejoiced because the killing ended and we could return to our normal lives.

But then Spaceman couldn't be happy, because Lincoln was his hero.

But he didn't like Lincoln, so he didn't like LeTuro for saying that.

But I say Lincoln was his hero anyways, so he is.

So spacekid shot a guy named spacedude

Spacedude shot a guy named spaceguy

Spaceguy shot Spaceweirdo

And spaceweirdo shot cheese.

The cheese whined for help and went to Mynck.

But Mynck said no.

Then Mynck went to spacedude.

He boiled him in soup.

Then he ate him for dinner.

Spacedude's parents cried a bit, but not much.

Mynck enjoyed the soup, then washed it down with a spacedude-drink.

Everyone cheered because spacedude was gone.

And they cheered some more.