Hate to break it to you, but that WAS the story.

Still, times have changed.

I agree with myscrnnm. So anyway, djbob was exiled for arguing incessantly about something that was obviously a lie.

and then he got in a jeep and decided to go on a safari in search of butterflies. Soon he was non-violently swarmed by butterflies and his jeep flew non-violently off a cliff.

Ok, one of the posts was deleted. Thanks.

So anyway, his jeep landed safely on the bottom.

and was non-violently swallowed up by quicksand.

and then got out.

and was non-violently sucked into the quicksand.

which turned out to be oatmeal

@djbob: Off-topic post deleted

and he non-violently suffocated.

and yelled "I love...

non-violently suffocating in a large heap of oatmeal

that had brown sugar and cinnamon.

and flavored with a bit of jeep...

and then [bleeped!] a seal!

No swearing please, see FAQ

and threw up his stomach after swallowing one bit

then rushed off to school, because he was late, after all this mess.

And then went to Krazyletter to beat Lappy512's Tetris record

and lappy wept.

but sadly, he didn't beat his record and so he died and went to the underworld

where he dressed himself up in a French maid costume.

And Hades thought he was Persephone so he took him and knocked him out with a thorn bush

and then they went into The Bedroom.

And then Hades went and sent him up to Fuedal Japan where he met a doggy dressed in chinese clothes who liked doing martial arts...

so he cut off the doggy's legs and cooked them in barbeque sauce.

And the doggy cried and called up his companion, an archer person who was dead.

and the archer decided to go and make himself a cup of coffee.

And he found that his coffe was the other guy's blood- the guy who was torturing his pet doggie.

and the doggie decided to eat itself. After it had finished eating, all that remained was a pile of crap.

And then the guy who was torturing the doggie went and ate the stuff that the doggie left- including a pile of weird shards. So he went power-crazy and killed himself.

and all that remained was a charred crisp.

And the pile of charred crisps went on KL for revenge...

but then it was discovered that there charred chips were actually a part of Lucy's body.

which was nonviolently about to blow up, spewing guts all over

but lucy was already dead since she was the first ever discovered austrailopiticus.

So a weird cat person went and decided to destroy the place Lucy was born.

but the cat person was preganant...

And the cat person had kittens!!

which were mutated in to evil kittens who went in search of Hades

This topic shouldn't be able to gain points; I am moving it to the Free Speech Forum. Thanks

then Mynck was non-violently mutilated for moving the topic to the FSF.

then spaceman nonviolently shot myscrnnm for no apparent reason

but a boulder fell on Spaceman's leg and crushed it

then myscrnnm non-violently cut off the Spaceman's head with a handcrafted samurai sword, handcrafted by a Japanese person that is).

then aliens visited earth with dooms day weapons

but oxygen was fatal to them, and they soon died.

and then kids thoughtt the dooms day weapons where toys and used them

soon, people from afar saw a large mushroom cloud rising into the air.

And then they thought the smurfs where visiting

Has anyone noticed how neglected this topic has gotten ever since Mynck put in in the guest forums, BTW? Who here wants to bring it back to the General Chat forum?