Hmmm, I dunno why this was moved into the free speech forum. I'll move it back.

...and then they were sent to the underworld.

where they were dressed up in French maid costumes.

and hugged and kissed against their will, by the devil.

how had trouble getting a date to the prom

So he/it decided to kidnap an angle.

and invented the Phythgoros therom...

but then a giant fist crushed him

and made him into a butt pancake...

with blueberries.

and blood.

and crap

and Nintendo-fanboys, finely pureed.

who were still alive.

and slushy. Slushy enough to be sipped smoothly through a straw.

and digested in the stomach.

and consumed by hydrochloric acid.

and then be exited out the body as waste products.

and landed on some underpants.

which then hardened to the butt using sticky glue...

but then he realized it was grape fanta!

And then, Roberto Yamada decided to sing a song he titled "schwartzen gwakaday", and it got #1 on the oh-me-goosh meter.

So lappy512 jumped into the lake and swam away

and went to Unapishtim (Epic of Gilgamesh-Immortal life dude...)

and sang 99 Luftballons.

"Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Düsenjäger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister -
Streichholz und Benzinkanister -
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh' ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen"

And bored myscrnm to death with it...

so then myscrnnm

died and went to the realm of the dead and had to fill a lake with water that did not exist.

And then decided to screw it and go onto Helionet forums....

And then he came back to KL because the mods had banned him...

And decided to play seconds of madness in the arcade

but then got the lowest score possible and jumped off a cliff and landed on a trampoline

Which he promptly ripped through due to the high velocity he was traveling at and then fell into a deep pit and fell and fell and finally stumbled upon the lair of the intelligent worm lords, who were planning to take over the world in three minutes.

He quickly drew his swords and chopped all of the wormies heads off and then they lay there squirming.

and then ate them for lunch...


Who is this that we are talking about?

but he barfed from the extra salt and pepper

and said,

"Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Düsenjäger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister -
Streichholz und Benzinkanister -
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh' ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen"

i think we're talking about mscrnnm



and after singing.... went and bonked every snake in the world's head

That is a misplaced modifier. I think you mean, "and after singing.... went and bonked the head of every snake in the world" because you are not talking about the world's head, you are talking about the snakes' heads.

You don't know that he isn't talking about the world's head.

But anyway, then myscrnnm fell off a cliff (which is not violence, because he COULD land safely)

then korps commander fell of a bridge

and landed safely.

Meanwhile, myscrnnm was plummeting down at 8 G....

and said with a thick indian accent "Oy Chagada Phatla"

FYI - That is a violation of the FAQ, grammatical arguements are not allowed. But I won't warn you.

then zombieman flew into the sky with wings of diamond so he fell into the ocean

and drowned, non-violently.

then KC tryed to save him.... but failed

and KC floated to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, non-violently, as he calls it.

now that myscrnnm has appeareed penguinpsych sends millions of penguins to "non-violently" attack him

and the millions of penguins all jumped off an icy cliff, to be "non-violently" eaten by walruses.

then zombieman jumps out from under penguinphschy and pulled him down to the frozen antartic, but he didn't freeze