Who immediately found out that myscrnnm was raping her, and screamed and ran out the door.

then she woke up and realized that she was having a nightmare, and that she would never refuse engaging in copulation with myscrnnm. Then she went back to sleep.

And myscrrnm set off on a quest to collect all the information in the universe.

so he started by purchasing a Bombardier Learjet 60.

Which promptly crashed halfway through its flight.

but the Learjet used reliable Rolls-Royce engine, and the crash was unheard of, in fact, it never occurred. So myscrnnm lifted off from Heathrow airport and began his journey, which would last about a week or so.

unfortunately, terrorists sent by Osama bin Laden infilitrated the plane and ordered myscrnnm to run the plane into a big government building. Thinking fast, myscrnnm..........

was told that all the information in the universe couldn't possibly be collected because it'd be impossible for something to display all the information about itself.

So, using his wacked up logic, he tried to find all the information in the universe anyway.

Meanwhile, the terrorists were screaming something in arabic......

So, the terrorists began to jump out of the plane with parachutes. Meanwhile, the last one to leave had a gun in his hand. Thinking fast, myscrnnm leapt to the side and struggled with the terrorist. The terrorist dropped his gun and it flew out of the open door. Then, both myscrnnm and the terrorist flew out of the plane. Now, there was only one parachute and 30,000 miles left. myscrnnm punched the terrorist to death and took the parachute. After putting it on, he landed safely at a U.S. air base in Berlin. There, he informed American troops of the terrorists, and they set out to find them.

Unfortunately, the leader of the U.S. air base in Berlin was corrupt, and had been bribed by the terrorists. So, when the majority of troops went to look for the terrorists, he (and his 15 henchmen) killed all the rest of the personnel in the airbase and declared it to be under terrorist control. Myscrnnm heroically charged into the building and.......

But then James Bond walked up to myscrnnm. Myscrnnm was very excited, as he was a great fan. However, Bond just slapped and insulted him, saying that he was supposed to do that, and not myscrnnm.

so then Bond got a machine gun from a nearby truck and started shooting the henchmen. Later, he found a crate full of grenades and lobbed them towards the henchmen. Soon they were dead. But in typical Bond fashion, the leader had escaped in a tiny plane. So Bond got on a horse and chased after him. Then he got on the roof of the plane and killed the leader. Then he escaped by jumping onto a cliff while the plane crashed into a mountain and exploded.

However, the "cliff" was really the Empire State Building in New York City, and James Bond was put on trial for manslaughter of a dozen employees on the floor where the plane crashed. Bond, being sneaky, framed myscrnnm and said that myscrnnm did it. Then.......

He was chasing a plane, on a horse, and managed to get onto the roof of the plane?

myscrnnm showed the court a high-definition video of what had really happened. So the leader was sentenced to life in prison, and Bond and myscrnnm were pardoned. When the leader asked how the jury could trust the video, the jury said, "It's a Sony"*.

*Not endorsed to Sony Electronics Corporation

And then mynck was roasted alive for ruining the flow of the story.

Meanwhile, since the leader was dead, he could not be sentenced to life. So the jury, bored, threw myscrnnm in jail for life without parole. And that is the end of the story focused on myscrnnm.

SNIP... What's that mean?

Well, it happened in the movie Octopussy. And this is indeed possible, just very unlikely and it has to be choreographed.

I snipped one and deleted another, but you get warned for this one

myscrnnm was trying to make rock flambé.

Which he miserably failed at.

And then he jumped on a stolen plane.

which exploded due to a careless co-pilot dropping his lighted cigar into the gasoline tank.

Who's name was KC

Unfortunately, his name was Kyle Clarkson, who's initials were KC. It wasn't the member KC.

Anyways, the plane exploded and went careening into the hills.

(No, I mean Katrina Cyclone)

Oh. Well, myscrnnm jumped off at the last minute. However, when he tried to use his laptop to signal for help, it didn't work as fast as he'd like it to. So, he went downstairs and tried it there.

... Unfortunately, all the connections were cut and so myscrnm had to jump out and die (once again)

and he went straight to the supernatural underworld.

And got tortured by zombie flowers with sugar canes. They used the canes to whap myscrnm on the back.

and HerLoss walked into the torture chamber, laughing and jeering at myscrnnm.

but it was more of a spa than an underworld. So when Monday came, myscrnnm returned to work.

But Hussein came laden with guns and shot him down.

And then HerLoss came in again and gave myscrnnm an uppercut. In rage, myscrnnm decided to.......

go on krazyletter and post a message called "Ur mean, Herloss!!!I h8 u"

then he flew to Maine in a Bombardier Learjet and gave HerLoss an uppercut. And caught unawares, HerLoss bit his own tongue off as his mandible crashed into his cranium.

but then HerLoss took out a Glock and blew myscrnnm's hand off.

but myscrnnm had two hands. So he used his other hand to shoot HerLoss six times with a German-made Walther P99, once in the head, once in the chest, twice in the legs, and twice in the arms.

Unfortunately, HerLoss was an agent from the movie "The Matrix" so he dodged the bullets and gave myscrnnm a spinning kick.

but myscrnnm ducked and HerLoss missed. Then myscrnnm unplugged HerLoss from the Matrix and torched the body.

However, since HerLoss was a virus, he had made a million more copies of himself.......

And then word got out of a new version of the legendary Kakzertafalon Operating System: Kakzertafalon vZ/1, or KZTL Z for short. KZTL had a Matrix plug-in module that deleted all the HL viruses (nicknamed HL for HexLoss, meaning the loss of all hexadecimal values. Silly KC, making mispellings all the time... ). Then, everyone except djbob died.

And then KRT and Flash came a-strolling along, and promptly put djbob on the rack. For hours, they tortured him and laughed as he writhed in agony.

HAH!

meanwhile, myscrnnm was in Japan taking pictures with his vintage Leica R3 Electronic rangefinder camera.

When a meteor promptly crashed over the heads of everyone present.

and as myscrnnm's hair lit on fire, he ran around in circles, screaming.

Meanwhile, KRT and Flash were lowering djbob down into a pit of molten lava.......

Then came...dundunnananana! Er...a monkey! Not just any monkey, it was supermonkey, the world's greatest crime-fighting superhero. But he was on his lunch break, so he stood on djbob's head eating a banana.

and then danced to an irish tune ontop of djbob's head, making KRT and Flash erupt with peals of laughter. Djbob had almost reached the bottom..........

when Batman arrived and impaled djbob on the Batplane.

And duckie, watching, squealed with delight.